英文短剧《小红帽》剧本台词完整版---中英对照文本版
红帽
第一场：小红帽家
妈妈：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）
小红帽唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? 嘿，妈妈你在什么？
妈妈：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. 外婆病了Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. 这儿有些苹果和香蕉送给外婆
小红帽：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! 好的
妈妈：（亲切地看着小红帽说）Be good. Be careful. 小心点
小红帽：Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.是的妈妈再见妈妈
妈妈：Bye-bye再见
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，小红帽挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
小红帽：Wow！Flowers, how beautiful!洼，好漂亮的花呀（放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. 一朵花，两朵花三朵花
大灰狼：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，大灰狼大步地走上台）I am wolf.
I am hungry.我是大灰狼我很饥饿(做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? 这有个小红帽嘿小红帽你去干什么呀？(做狡猾的样子和小红帽打招呼)
小红帽：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.去外婆家外婆病了
大灰狼：（自言自语）I’ ll eat Grandma. But……我要吃掉外婆可是。。。。。。（小红帽说）Hey, look! 2 little baby ducks. 嘿，看，两只鸭子
小红帽：(和2只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
大灰狼：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
小红帽：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? 嘿，小鸭子，你们好吗？
二只鸭子：We’ re fine．Thank you．Where are you going? 我们很好，谢谢，你去哪儿呀？小红帽：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.去我外婆家奥，我得走了再见
二只鸭子：Goodbye．再见
第三场：外婆家
外婆：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
大灰狼：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. 我现在很饥饿(做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? 老太婆的家在哪儿呢？(高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.哈，在这儿(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang．棒棒棒
外婆：Who is it？睡呀
大灰狼：（装出小红帽的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood. 是我小红帽
外婆：(边说边起床) Come in, come in. 快进来快进来
大灰狼：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you. 老太婆，我要吃了你
外婆：（惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
大灰狼：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep. 太好了我想睡觉了
小农帽：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．外婆外婆
大灰狼：(装扮成外婆的声音) Who is it？睡呀？
小红帽：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood.是我小红帽
大灰狼：Come in，Come in. 进来进来
小红帽：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears! 奥好大的耳朵呀
大灰狼：I can listen to your sweet voice. 我能更好的听见你的声音
小红帽：Wow! What a big eyes! 洼好大的眼睛呀
大灰狼：I can see you pretty face. 我能更好的看见你的笑脸
小红帽：Oh! What a big hand. 洼好大的受呀
大灰狼：I can hug you. 我能抓住你
小红帽：（跪在床前，拉起大灰狼的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? 看手怎么这么大呢？
大灰狼：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you! 我要吃了你
小红帽：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No! 奥不不不
大灰狼：（追到小红帽，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）I like sleeping. 我睡觉了
猎人：(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．大灰狼在哪儿？看，一个门(推门)The wolf is sleeping. 大灰狼在睡觉
大灰狼：(发出呼呼的响声)
猎人：(端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach!好大的肚子(摸摸大会狼的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．外婆和小红帽肯定在里面(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) (做剪大灰狼的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. 卡卡卡卡
小红帽和外婆：Thank you．谢谢
猎人：Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．外婆拿来针和线小红帽给我找些石头
外婆：(从桌子上拿来针线)
小红帽：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three. 一二三
猎人：(把小石头装进大灰狼的衣服里)
大灰狼：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. 我的肚子好重呀
猎人：You big bad wolf, raise your arms! 你这个大坏蛋
大灰狼：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me! 不要杀我
猎人：（开枪）Bang, bang! 帮帮
大灰狼：(应声倒下)
猎人：The bad wolf is dead．大灰狼死了
小红帽和外婆：Yeah! Thank you．谢谢
小红帽外婆猎人（一起鞠躬）: Thank you谢谢
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Heart broken Billing： XiMenchuixue YeGucheng HuaManlou King PanJinlian Narratage/soldier N：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches . Y与X相遇． Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you ! X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name? Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you? X: I am XiMenchuixue. Y:Ah??? XiMenchuixue? X: Yes, what’s wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu. X: Great, you know me ! Y: But your wife is my first lover. X: What??? Y抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go! X:No, I must kill you ! Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old son to be looked after by me! X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me! X: 拔刀砍向Y (Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去) X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that? Y: Just drink it! X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha. Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure! Milk is milk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!? X:I’m sure I won’t! Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !
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Necklace 剧情：玛是个家境一般却渴望过贵妇生活的女子。去参加一次高档舞会找朋友佛借了项链，却在舞会丢了项链，为了还债，她和丈夫辛苦工作了10年。10年将她变得又老又丑，最后却得知项链本是假的。 请柬珍珠项链手链及一些首饰梳妆盒扫帚 第一幕[接到请柬] Mathilde Open the door! “there’s something for you.” 皮：兴奋地敲门（扬了扬请柬） 玛：what什么东西？ “What do you want me to do with t hat?” 玛：（扔请柬）你叫我拿这东西怎么办呢？ “But, my dear, I thought you would be pleased. You never go out, and here’s a chance. You will see there all the official world.” 皮：但是，亲爱的，我原以为你一定很喜欢的，你从来不出门，这是一个机会！你在那儿可以看见所有的官员。（玛任性地背着脸，皮围着玛转，体现皮讨好妻子，而玛任性，不听话的） “What do you wan t me to put on my back to go there?” 玛：可是，你打算让我穿什么去呢？（愤怒，瞪着皮） “But the dress in which you go to the theater. That looks very well to me” 皮：（结结巴巴，尴尬）你上戏园子穿的那件衣裳，我觉得就很好，依我…… （玛哭） What’s the matter? 皮：（不知所措，着急地）你怎么了？ “Nothing. Only I have no clothes, and in consequence I cannot go to this party.玛：（抑制悲痛，擦干泪，平静地）没有什么，只是，没有件象样的衣服，我不能去参加这个夜会。 “See here, Mathilde, how much would this cost, a proper dress, which would do on other occasions; something very simple?” 皮：（难过）好吧，玛蒂尔德，做一身合适的衣服——你在别的场合也能穿——很朴素的，得多少钱呢？ "I don't know exactly, but I think I could manage it with four hundred francs." 玛：（暗自盘算了一下，然后迟疑地）准数呢，我不知道，不过我想，有四百法郎就可以办到。 Gosh, I just kept such a sum, it seems, I dream of the shotgun, which will vanish 皮：（脸色发白，面向观众，沮丧地）天啊，我恰好存着这么一笔款子，看来，我的猎枪梦，又成泡影了。 “All ri ght. I will give you four hundred francs. But take care to have a pretty dress.” 皮：（对着玛）就这样吧，我给你四百法郎，不过你得把这件长衣裙做得好看些。 I will. It's very nice of you. Honey 玛：（开心地跳起，热烈地）我会的！你真好，亲爱的！ 三天后 （玛坐在椅子上，沉思，面带忧愁） "What is the matter? Come, you have seemed very strange these last three days."
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》 人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。 农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here. [农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
英语短剧剧本 I Am Hungry
英语短剧剧本I Am Hungry（16人剧） 小狮子找食物 （I Am Hungry） 角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。 道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、苹果一个，各个角色的头饰和小草、小花、小树。 Act 1 雄狮：（怒吼）Roar, roar! I am the lion, the king of the forest. No one is stronger than me. Roar, roar! 小狮：Daddy! I'm hungry. 雄狮：You are big now. Be brave! Go and find your own food. 小狮：But, I don't know how. 雄狮：Do it like me. Roar, roar! （怒吼） 小狮：（小声地）Roar, roar! 雄狮：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（露出尖利的牙齿） Go and do it now. 小狮：Yes, daddy. Act 2 小白兔：（唱“Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”） Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater. 小狮：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry. Roar, roar!（小声地） 小白兔：Do you want some carrots? 小狮：Yes, please. （小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜） 小狮：Thank you. 小白兔：Carrots are the best food. 小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don't like it. Anyway, thank you, rabbit. （还红萝卜给小白兔） 小白兔：You are welcome. （边跳边唱“Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”离开） Act 3
英语短剧(三人)搞笑
改编自《两小儿辩日》 (J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger) 独白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter. P:Nice to see you,Jack.It`s a good day ,isn`t it? J:Yeah,I like sunny days. P:Look,what`s this? J:Oh,it`s our luck day.It`s 100 dollar. P:Yes, it is.So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so… P:No ,I don`t think so.I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money. J:Look at that person.Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us. P:I agree. J:Hello,could you please do us a favour? S:Ofcourse.What`t up? J:Here is the thing,…… S:Isee.It`s really a hard question.Let me think.en…OK,I get an idea.Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think?
皇帝的新装英语话剧剧本
《皇帝的新装》课本剧剧本 人物：皇帝宫女侍从老大臣官员骗子甲骗子乙观众N 观众N 小孩 (台上布置：台右角放一报架作织机，台正中置一坐椅，台左角立一衣架，架上挂满各式衣服。立一镜子，皇帝正对镜试衣，镜边立一宫女。) 第一场(老大臣上) waiter: The minister has arrived! 侍从：(立于椅旁)老大臣求见! Waitress: His majesty is in his dressing room! 宫女：皇帝正在更衣呢! (老大臣立于台侧，官员上) waiter: Here comes the official! 侍从：官员求见！ Waitress: His majesty is in his dressing room! 宫女：皇帝正在更衣呢! (官员立于大臣旁，两骗子上) Waiter：Two weavers have come! 侍从：两裁缝求见! Emperor: Order them to come here at once! 皇帝：快快宣见!(离开更衣处，坐上椅子) Cheaters: Y our majesty! 骗子甲乙：参见陛下!(行礼) emperor: What special skills do you have? 皇帝：你们有什么特殊的本事吗? Cheater a: We come to be at you service from the far east. 骗子甲：我们是从遥远的东方专程赶来为陛下效劳的。 Cheater b: We can weave the most beautiful cloth. 骗子乙：我们能够织出最美丽的布料来。 Cheater a: The colors and patters are very fine. 骗子甲：这布色彩和图案都分外地美丽. Cheater b: And people who are stupid can not see them. 骗子乙：任何愚蠢得不可救药的人，都看不见这衣服。 Emperor: Hmm, those must be very good! Start your work at once. 皇帝：那可真是理想的衣服!马上开工! Cheaters: Y es, your majesty! 骗子：遵旨!(众人退场，皇帝回更衣室继续试衣) 第二场(两骗子上场，来到织机前，做织布的动作。老大臣上场) Minister: Ahh? Nothing, I can see nothing! 大臣：啊?(吃惊地，用手扶眼镜)我怎么什么也没看见? Cheater a: Oh, it’s you, minister, and come in please! Come up closer, look at it carefully! 骗子甲：哎呀，老大臣来了!请进!请请请!请走近一点，仔细地看。Cheater b: Is it beautiful ? 骗子乙：这(花纹/色彩)漂亮不漂亮? Minister: My god! Am I stupid? Am I unfit for my post? It mustn’t be known by anyone! 大臣：我的老天爷!难道我愚蠢吗?难道我不称职吗?我可决不能让人知道这一点! Cheater a: Are you satisfied with it? 骗子甲：嗳!您还满意吗? Minister: Y es ,that’s real ly nice! I will tell the Emperor that I like that very much !
4人英语短剧剧本
4人英语短剧剧本[搞笑版大话西游] Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧 B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust(欲望）,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
英语三人短剧--搞笑(1)
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了 服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！ A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot! 一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。 “你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！” “什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？” A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again? 服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。 第一个顾客：我要茶 第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！ 服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？ B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I'll have tea. C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean! (Waiter exits returns) B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? 创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。 服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？ 看起来象是在仰泳， A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir... 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em. 服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！ 不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak. 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one. 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge! 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。 A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!