英语小剧本
几个小短剧，大家看完投票选一个吧
一
College Life
一个简单的6人剧本，讲述大学生活的。
by Betty Liao
Cast
George
Mancy
Ken
Tida
Annie
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Character descriptions:
(G)George －He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy. (K)Ken －He fools around all the time. He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed.
(T)Tida －He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life.
(M)Mancy－She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s feelings.
(A)Annie －She is Mancy’s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking.
Plot:
There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives…..
SceneⅠ
(In Girls’Dorm)
M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything’s so cheap there.
A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, “Annie, let’s go eat at Hung-Lin. (They walk hand in hand.)
M: We’re friends. Our friendship will last forever. (They look at each other, and cross their fingers.)
OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don’t like each
other.
SceneⅡ
(Boys’Dorm)
Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.
M: What’s the most important thing for you?
G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.
M: Wow….I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you’re sad, you’re the only one that’s sad.
T: Be quiet, OK? I can’t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost.
K: It’s too lousy for me to fall asleep.
(George and Mancy just keep talking.)
M: George, you’re so humorous.
T: (hits the desk) No more talking.
(At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.
Annie calls Mancy.)
M: Hello, this is Mancy.
A: Mancy, it’s Annie. Where are you? I’ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened? M: I’m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I’m with …George…..
A: It’s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.
M: I know. Next time we’ll go out to have fun together.
SceneⅢ
(In class)
K: Sorry, I’m late.
(Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.)
K: Why did you lock me out? I could’t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.
G: Oh. It’s not my fault. I went out first, you can ask Tida.
T: I didn’t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games.
K: Come on! Are you kidding? I’m not happy about that. Please don’t do that again.
T: Oh…OK.
A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday?
M: Hmm…I’d like to see the movie, but I had a date.
A: Who was with you? George?
M: Yes….
A: Mancy, I’m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But ….now George is all your life.
M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.
A: I don’t think so.
K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.
T: I agree with you. I can’t play my computer games well.
(The bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.)
Scene Ⅳ
(On the road)
M: Where are we going?
G: We’re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You’ll be very interested in it. M: Wow, I’m so excited. But you’re riding too fast.
G: That’s OK.
Oh, no! ( George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.)
SceneⅤ
(In the hospital)
M: Are you OK?
G: Oh…I’m OK. Don’t worry. How about you?
M: Just a little hurt.
G: I’m so sorry.
M: No, don’t say that.
G: But the surprise ….
M: That’s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself?
G: Maybe I need a walking stick.
Scene Ⅵ
(In the boys’dorm)
K: What happened to you?
G: I had a motorcycle accident.
T: Are you OK?
G: I’m fine, but it hurts a lot..
K: How did it happen?
G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.
T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast?
G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That’s so exciting!
K: But it’s dangerous. You might get killed.
T: Yeah, Ken’s right. Safety is the only way to go home.
G: Well, I’ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice.
T: You’re hurt. How are you going to class later?
K: We can help him go to class.本文转自https://www.360docs.net/doc/3010532440.html,
T: That’s a good idea.
G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we’re good friends.
K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.
T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.
Scene Ⅶ
(In the girls’dorm)
A: Oh, my…Are you OK?
M: I feel just a little painful.
A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you?
M: I've already forgiven you. Anyway, we’re best friends.
A: Thanks, I’ll treat you to dinner….
M: Really? Where will we go?
A: Hung-Lin, of course.
M: Oh, no!
二
*主要讲述512地震时，医生和病人搞笑+地震被埋+解放军救援+CCTV报道+总理前来
带点搞笑+煽情+联系实际（关键看演技了O(∩_∩)O~）
*5人(n人，因为可以加人进去，比如解放军可以有n个人，前面的大夫和病人也可做改动)
The Frightened Earthquake（地震来了）
Player: TNT Team
2008.5.12
Main Idea:
Central China has been hit by an earthquake measuring 8 on the Richter scale. A doctor and a sick were covered by the wasteland,the PLA came to save them rapidly, A CCTV reporter reported the news quickly, and the Prime Minister WenJiabao was come here too. At last,with everyone’s effort, the doctor and sick were saved.
（主要内容：中国中心8级地震了。一个大夫和一个病人在交流过程中被埋到了废墟中，警察火速前来援救，CCTV也来报道温家宝也来给被埋同志打气。最后在所有人的努力下，两人被救）
道具：笔记本（用来播放背景音乐）
用纸糊的听诊器
手表
硬纸壳做的铲子
记者的话筒上面也可以画凤凰卫视或者CCTV
红颜料（血，这个也可以不用）
用纸卷的大喇叭
矿泉水
The dialog of our story:
1
DOCTOR
----Come in, please. I’m Dr. Xu.（请进，我是徐大夫）
SICK
----I’m ZhangHui.（我是张慧）
DOCTOR
---- Have a seat. What seems to be the problem?（坐，咋了？）
SICK
----I’ve got an ache（我这儿疼用手捂着肚子>）
DOCTOR
----Here?（这？按一按病人的痛的地方>）
SICK
----No, here.（不是，这儿）
DOCTOR
----Here?（再按按>是这儿吗）
SICK
----Ouch!（嚄！疼！）
DOCTOR
----Great! Appendicitis! I must operate on you now!（不错！阑尾炎！我这就给你手术）SICK
----What?! But…（什么？但是。。。）
DOCTOR
----Operation ….about 10,000 yuan（大概一万块）
SICK
----What?（什么？！）
DOCTOR
----I am a Doctor or you are !（我是大夫还是你是大夫）
SICK
----But I have cut it last time!（但是我上次已经割掉了！）
DOCTOR
----Oh! That’s terrible! Come on! Check your heart! Is it beat?（哦！癌变了！来来，检查心跳，看看还跳不跳拿起听诊器，不小心听到了右边>）
SICK
----If it’s not I can’t live~（不跳我就死了）
DOCTOR
----Oh your heartbeat is stop!（天哪！没心跳了！）
SICK
----It’s left…（在左边）
DOCTOR
----Metastasis! Let me have your pulse! 60 times each minute! Good!（转移了！看看脉搏不小心按到了病人的手表上>一分钟60下，不错！）
SICK
----It is my watch!（那是我的表故意露出来表给观众看到>）
突然，地震了！这里插一段背景音乐，石头噼里啪啦掉地的声音https://www.360docs.net/doc/3010532440.html,/fx/s_636.shtml，房子塌的声音。两人做出摇晃的姿势，然后慢慢蹲到讲台后面，假装是被房子压住了。病人的腿砸伤了。
Suddenly, earthquake! They were covered up with soil, Sick’s leg was broken.
SICK
----Ouch! My leg!（噢！我的腿！）
DOCTOR
----Don’t worry! I am a doctor! Let me inspects your body!（别急！我是大夫！让我看看）SICK
----I trust you? Oh! Give me a break!（我信你？！饶了我吧！）
SICK
----Any one there? Help…（对着外面喊：有人吗？救命！）
DOCTOR
----Keep quiet! Don’t move! Don’t speak aloud! We must keep our energy!（安静！别动！别大声喊！我们必须保持体力等待救援！）
2
解放军拿这个铲子道具边挖边跟着音乐节奏出场。（背景音乐：https://www.360docs.net/doc/3010532440.html,/song/song/%E4% ... %B3%A8%E6%84%8F.mp3三大纪律八项注意的开头）
The People's Liberation Army (PLA) digging with shovel
PLA
----Is anyone alive here?(3 times)（多喊几遍有人活着吗）
Sick and doctor
----Help !（救命）
PLA
----(With music)Hold on! I will save your life!（音乐继续：坚持住！我来救你们！音乐停）
换成新闻联播音乐，片头：记者着急忙慌冲出来，拿着话筒说
REPORTER
----(With music)Hello everyone, this is CCTV broadcasting! Central China has
been hit by an earthquake measuring 8 on the Richter scale. Thousands of
people are reported to have died and hurt after the tremor brought down
buildings of here. Oh my God! Thousands! Well, our correspondent PLA is
here.(To PLA) Excuse me,8 on the Richter scale, isn't this a powerful and
significant earthquake? （大家好，这里是CCTV！刚刚发生了8级地震，这座建筑倒塌已经造成几千人受伤和死亡，噢我的天哪！几千人！好了，现在解放军已经在现场实施救援。面对解放军>你好，请说说8级地震严重吗？）
PLA
----Yes. it certainly is. Because if you consider the Ritcher Scale ranges from nought to 9, obvious 8 is fairly high up there.（当然。地震级别就是0-9级）
REPORTER
----Anyone Survive?（现在还有人生还吗？）
PLA
----Yes! You see,now we are digging, we detected that there are two people alive in this building.（是的！你看，我们正在挖人呢，我们发现有两个人还活着！）
REPORTER
----With the shovel? You will hurt them!（用铲子？你会伤到他们！）
PLA
----Oh! I see! (Then use hands) （有道理！说罢开始用手挖，只要做出狗刨的姿势>）REPORTER
----The death toll from Monday’s earthquake in southwest China’s Sichuan
Province has climbed to nearly 30,000, according to the headquarters for
disaster relief. Prime Minister WenJiabao will come here soon. Oh, he is coming!
（到周一死亡人数已经上升到3万人，总理温家宝现在马上就要亲赴灾区。噢！他来了！）3
Prime Minister Wen come here 总理出场>
PLA
(salute)敬礼>
WEN
----Comrades!（同志们好！）
PLA
----Yes sir!（首长好！）
WEN
----Thanks for your effort!（同志们辛苦！）
PLA
----serve the people!（为人民服务！）
WEN
----how about the situation? Are they ok?（情况如何！他们还好吗）
PLA
----Yes!（还好！）
WEN
----Hurry up!（努力！）
PLA
----Yes sir! (Go on to dig)（是！继续挖>）
Prime Minister Wen want to climb up the wasteland, but he fell down and
his arm was break.（总理想要爬上废墟，可是他没站好把胳膊扭/划/撞到了此乃真事儿>）WEN
----Ouch! （哎呦！顺势擦红颜色，或者不要也行>）
PLA
----Bleed!（啊！流血了！）
WEN
----Leave me alone! Save them!（别管我！救人要紧！）
4
总理上了凳子（假装是站在废墟上）
Reporter gave Prime Minister Wen a loudspeaker
记者给了总理一个大喇叭
REPORTER
----Come on! Mr.Wen, give us some words!（来吧总理，请向里面儿说点什么！）
WEN
----Don’t worry! The government will save you!（拿着喇叭对着里面喊话>别急！政府会救你们的！）
DOCTOR AND SICK
said to each other----Oh! It’s Prime Minister!（医生对病人说：啊！是总理的声音！）DOCTOR AND SICK
----Mr. Wen! （两人一起向外喊：温总理！）
WEN
----Are you ok?（你们还好吗！）
DOCTOR AND SICK
----We are ok, but my leg is hurt.（好呢！但是我的腿受伤了！）
WEN
----Take it easy! Hold on! We have send a professional army! （别担心！坚持住！我们排了最好的军队！）
DOCTOR AND SICK
----Felt relieved to hear that! We’ll be very careful! We are thirsty! Water!（这我们就放心了！我们会小心的！我们好渴！要水！）
WEN
----Quickly! Water!（对解放军：快！水！递进讲台后面）
本文转自.
5
PLA
----Now this is a big hole, Try to climb out（现在挖了个大洞！试着爬出来！）
SICK
----Let me see…(She climb out from the hole)（我试试病人比较瘦，爬了出来>）DOCTOR
----It’s my turn now.(But she is stuck)Oh shit! I am stuck!....Help!（轮到我了大夫胖，卡住了>救我！）
PLA
----What a fat woman!(Try to pull out the doctor but failed)（真肥！）往外拉不出来，失败！PLA
----Come on everyone!（大家来帮忙啊！音乐响起：团结就是力量>）
At last, A Complete Success! 终于成功了
6
REPORTER
----With the help of the People's Liberation Army and our government,The doctor and sick were saved. We believe all the people who hurt in the earthquake will be saved soon.（在所有人的努力下成功。我们相信所有在地震中被困的人都会很快救出）
WEN
----Millions was lost, countless more left homeless, cities fall, but they are rebuilt, and heros die, but they are remember. It is our home, So now, Let us begin!（语重心长：百万人失去了生命，无数的人无家可归，城市毁了，但是可以重建，英雄牺牲了，但是他们活在多有人心里。这是我们的家，所以现在，让我们开始：）
ALL
----Come on! China!（加油：中国！）
Game over, thank you!!
三
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表：
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
king
旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
旁白：A quiet village is overed with white snow .
Birdsare dancing in the cold .
A man is walking along the street ,step by step .
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches .
Y与X相遇．
X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !
Y:Haha, Never mind baybay.
X:Excuse me，who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?
Y:ha ha ,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you?
X:I am ximenchuixue.
Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?
X:Yes,what is wrong?
Y:I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?
X:Great, you know me !
Y抱腿：Please, please……Don’t kill me! Let me go!
X:No, I must kill you !
Y:I don't want to be killed.There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!
X:No way! Because we are fighting now!you know?
Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't forceme!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X抢过牛奶:milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?
Y:please drink it!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
Y:Do you still want to kill me?
X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X:I’m sure Iwon’t!
Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don''''t beat your this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……
X可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom?
Y:What ?
X:Toliet?
Y:What ?
X:The “WC”?
Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see acorssing road!
X:Thanks,bye bye.
Y掏出纸屑吹:This is genuirne snow!
H:Stop!Protecting the environment is abasicobligation!
Y:Who are you?
H:Hua---man----lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC”now,ha……
H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world!
Y:You are right!
H:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for! Do you want join in us?
Y:Yes,It’s very good.
H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!
Y:Ok,Let’s go!
第二幕：无间道
H:My dearest ! let me introduce yegucheng to you! （指Y）this is yegucheng.
K:sit down plese, yegucheng.
H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache,sair and aids?
Y: Yes,Ido.
K: Huamanlou, come . put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）
X唱着上:Only you……(看到戒子) this ring should be mine!
K:But who are you? Why should it belong you?
Y急切: king! dearking!I must go now,my brother is looking forme!huoxi(维语再见)
K:huoxi? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ?
Y:How clever……
X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here!I want to tell you something!
Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!
X:Forgive me? Why?
Y: Once there was a chance before me,I lost it. If the god give me anther chance, I’ll tell you“I love you”,If there must be a limited period,I hope it is a thousand year!
X:You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can you tell the lady’s“WC”!
Y:I like going lady’s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)
X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)
K: ayixidailu?What’s the meaning? Why I also can’t understand you?
X:You are stupid! It means“I love you”.
K:Don’t say that“you love me”. I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me!
X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me?come, come…(Ｘ上去抓住K)
K:Fuck you. I must kill you!
X:How can you kill me? haha……
Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)
K: thank you very much, you save me. Now, I’ll give you the ticket for American to let you
Have a vacation.
Y:That’s good. bu there is one morething. Can you give me a MM ?I want to go American with her.
K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me! Hahaha…Y:Hahaha-----
H:Where’s some where?
K:What?
Y:Do you want to go lady’s“WC”?
X:Yes,I……I……do.
H顶着摇头：X,no, no，you can’t go to Lady’s “WC”. That is not the place where you can go ! because you areX ! you are the best man of Chinese kongfu!
X: what if I’m the best in the world? !why It ymy best to live but I’m still somiserable ? when can I get my freedom? Must be the dead day ? !
K: you are right. One will not be clever until the day he die. In that case ,why will you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady’s WC , then die , comfortablly ! go ahead !
H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !
K; why ? why do you help him ! who acturally are you ?
H: my real name is LuXiaofeng------the wife of X .I’m aspy.
K惊讶: !you---you---You are LuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?
Y: I have already recognized you . atricker ! do you know, you are the first person who cheated me ! because of you ,I decide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! (轻声说)Ｘwill die ,go and see him ,please .
H扑倒在Ｘ的身边：Ｘ,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the fature and tomorrow is a good beginning !
K:what amoving story !I was impressed !
Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !
H: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume !
(H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)
Y痛苦状:don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please not abandon me !realize that I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me . I’ll never do that again !(Y死，音乐停)
（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）
H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .
X:go home ! ?
H:Tomorrow is another day !even you have the last second to live,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love !
X:do you want me live a life in such a sorrow way ? ok , ok , I promise I will be alive for you .but !you know, I have not time left ,but you have ,promise that you will be happy everyday !You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now ,and never let go of that promise.
H: I promise .
X:Never let go .
H:I promise . I will never let go ,
X.I''''''''ll never let go.(X死)
H:be alive !yeah , be alive ! be alive without ahendance !life can be chance like time can go to back . there is beautiful snow but in spring , so life can come from the beginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）