英语话剧剧本-英语小品剧本
英语话剧剧本|英语小品剧本
英语话剧剧本|英语小品剧本
小学生环保英语话剧剧本（一）
时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨
地点：鸟语花香的动物王国
人物：Little Duck,Mr. Cat,Mr. Rat,Mr. Dog
旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。一路上他又唱又跳，兴奋极了。在小河边，他碰到了Mr Cat.
Duck:（很好奇）Hello,Mr. ‘re you doing ?
Cat:（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello,Little Duck .The re’s a big fish in the river .I’m hungry ,but I can’t get it .
Duck:Don’t worry .Let me help you .
（Little Duck跳进水里，一会儿就帮Mr. Cat抓到了鱼。）
Duck:Here is the fish for you ,Mr. Cat .Have a good meal .
Cat:Thank you ,Little Duck .You are so kind .
D uck:That’s all right ,Mr. Cat .I must go now .I’m going to my grandmother’s home .Bye-bye!
Cat:Bye-bye!
（Little Duck继续赶路。忽然他看到Mr. Rat躺在草地上，连忙跑过去。）Rat:（躺在草地上）Oh,Little run too fast and my leg is can’t stand up and I can’t walk.
Duck:Don’t wor ry .Let me help you .
（Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Mr. Rat包扎好伤口，然后扶着她回家。）Duck:Don’t worry ,Mr. Ra ‘ll get well soon .
Rat:Yes,I you ,Little Duck .It’s kind of you .
Duck:Not at all ,Mr. I must go ‘m going to my grandmother’s !
Rat:Good-bye!
（Little Duck唱着歌又开始上路了，
走着走着，他看到Mr. Dog坐在家门口，看上去非常着急。）
Duck:Good morning ,Mr. Dog .You look worried .What can I do for you ?
Dog:Oh,good morning ,Little Duck .I got a letter for my friend,Mr. Cock .But I can’t read and I don’t know what he wants me to do .
Duck:Don’t worry ,Mr. Dog .Let me help you .
（Mr. Dog笑呵呵地把信递给Little Duck,Little Duck很仔细地将信的内容读给Mr. Dog听。）
Dog:（满足地笑）Thank you ,Little Duck .It’s really very kind of you .
Duck:You’re welcome ,Mr. Dog .（抬头看看挂在半空中的太阳）But I must go now .I’m going to see my grandmother .
Dog:（摸摸Little Duck的头）Don’t worry ,Little Duck .Let me send you to your grandmother’s home .
Duck:Thank you ,Mr. Dog .
（Mr. Dog驮着Little Duck一路欢歌笑语向外婆家跑去……）
英语话剧剧本（二）
Characters
Monster who likes to eat people, especially on Chinese New Year’s Eve（）Old lady A whose husband and children were eaten by the monster（）Old lady B who comes to help old lady A to fight with the monster（）
NEighbors C（）
Neighbors D（）
Scene I
SETTING: C、D、E and old lady A are in the village.
AT RISE: C、D、E are talking to one another.
C:Tomorrow is Chinese New Year’s Eve.
D:Oh, my god! It’s Chinese New Year’s Eve must run away today or we will be eaten by the terrible monster.
C:Yes, I remember it comes to the village every year. And eat all the people.
E:That’s terrible!Old lady A’s husband and children were eaten by the monster last year.
C:Oh, that poor lady who lost her family. She must be very sad. We must tell her to run away with us.
E:Yes, don’t let the tragedy happen again.
CD:（Run to the old lady A’s home）Old lady, Old lady, you must run away with us now.
C:Take your baggage and go with us.
D:Hurry up, we have no time to waste.
A:No, I want to stay here.
CD:Why?
A:I want to fight with the monster!It killed my family. I need to take revenge on it.
C:No, No, No, it’s not safe.
D:You won’t win by yourself! And you will be eaten, too.
CD:You must go with us!!
A:I’m too old, and I don’t want to keep living without my family. I must kill it before I die.
CD: You are a crazy woman. Just suit yourself. （C, D, E run away）
Scene II
SETTING: old lady B is at Old lady A’s home
AT RISE: Old lady A is cooking dumplings. Old lady B is knocking at the door.
B:Anyone home?
A:（Opens the door）What are you doing here?You must run away with the other nEighbors or you will be eaten by the monster.
B:I’m too hungry to run. Can you please give me something to eat?
A:All right, all right.
B:（Eating dumplings）Why don’t you run away like everyone else?
A:I want to kill the monster because it ate my husband and children.
B:But it is too difficult.
A:I don’t care.
B:Do you have any method to deal with it?
A:Um, I don’t know.
B:In order to thank you for giving me this food, I can teach you how to kill the monster.
A:Really?How?
B:Well, I know the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noise. So we can stick some red papers on the door and make loud noise to frighten it away.
A:So what are we waiting for?Let’s do it now.
B:You are right!It’s getting darker and darker outside.
Scene III
SETTNG: Outside A’s home.
AT RISE: The monster shows up in front of A’s home.
Monster:Ha!Ha!Ha!After one year of sleeping, I’m very hungry now. It’s time for me to eat a lot of people. Ha!Ha!Ha!It’s too bad that everybody runs away. Oh, there is a light in that house, there must be people in it. （Knocking on the door.）Anybody home? I won’t hurt you, just open the door. （When it sees the red paper on the door.）Oh, my god, it’s the color red, I’m afraid of it. Stay away from me.
AB:（Opens the door, and they are wearing red clothes）You bad monster. Now it’s your turn to feel afraid. （They beat drums and strike gongs.）
Monster:Oh, my god~ I can’t take it anymore. Please forgive me.
A:You ate all my family. How can I forgive you?
Monster:I’m sorry. I will do anything you say if you only let me go.
B:I think the monster feels very sorry now.
Monster:Yes, Yes, I ‘m so sorry.
A:Well, if you go away and never come back, I will forgive you.
B:Yes, and never eat people anymore.
Monster:Ok, I promise you I will never eat people and never come here again. （They stop beating drums and striking gongs. The monster runs away and never comes back anymore.）
Scene IV
SETTING: In the village.
AT RISE: A、B、C、D、E are talking.
C:How did you do it?
A:B told me the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noises.
D:Wow!How do you know this?（To B）
B:Actually, I’m a fairy. I’m here to
help you fight the monster.
E:Oh, thank you. You really did us a big favor.
B:You’re welcome. Now you don’t have to be afraid of this monster anymore. （Everyone is happy and clapping thEir hands.）
THE DNE
英语小品剧剧本（三）
开场介绍：Ladies and gentlemen,let me introductthe actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don’t forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou last,don’t forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.
第一幕：人物，赵云夏侯惇曹操蒋干
旁白：就在刚才不久，一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗，现在正向这里杀过来，他就是张飞！！！（赵云
出场）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A ,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei.
赵云：no!本人姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！no! myfamily name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given nameis zilong ~
（赵云从背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗）
赵云：看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我自己的脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顾影自怜状）look!this is the last blood of the boss ! liue dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already …ai ~.
（夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀出）
夏侯敦：小贼，莫跑，要不然我就大开杀戒了（冲到）Children, stop there or i will kill you
（赵云左手抱阿斗，右手与之搏斗）
赵云：可恶！居然敢偷袭我！
fuck,!!you bitch dare to attack me ??
（二人装腔作势打斗数招）
赵云：看我九阴白骨爪！！stop!!wait!!! one two three… ninedark white bone fingers!!
夏侯敦：唔！（倒地）ohmy gadi’mover
赵云：此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss ,goodbye~
（曹操、蒋干二人上）
曹操：没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃！真可谓出师未捷身先死。长使英雄泪满襟！I didn’t expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.
It reminds me of a poem, “Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful”
蒋干：丞相，您说这话，真不见得怎么吉利。Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said;
（曹操险些被地上的夏侯敦绊倒）
曹操：咦？这是谁扔的西瓜皮？（转身，看见倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind?
曹操：是夏侯爱卿。难道他又在搞什么行为艺术？？Do not Xiahou Dun?
Is he engaged in what is called performance art?
（蒋干上前将夏侯敦一顿拍打，二人站起）
曹操：夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground?
夏侯敦：有一人脸如黑炭手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band
蒋干：是敌人的保姆！还带个孩子！！！it Is enemy’s maid with a child in his arm.
曹操：那你呢？What did you do?
夏侯敦：iii……i rushed to him and fight with himi’mfighttingfightting fightting我我…… 我冲上去与之打斗
打打打
曹操：然后呢？What then?
蒋干：丞相，看来是夏侯将军杀退了敌人！Prime minister, it is likely thatgeneral Xiahouhas defeated the enemy 夏侯敦：唔唔！（手势如下：指指门外，右手作”九”的样子，随即作全身发冷状，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪击状）
曹操：然后呢？Then what happened?
夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger,it’s so terrible
（曹操、蒋干二人将夏侯敦拉起）
曹操：如此看来，敌人应该还没有走远。咱们乘胜追击！（慷慨状）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let’s run after them.
蒋干：有时候我真的很佩服丞相您这乐观的心理……（赞同状）Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about youroptimistic psycho logy ……
夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~!（抡起两拳，作欲与敌人搏斗状）
（三人下）
第二幕：人物：刘备张飞诸葛亮赵云
（刘备、张飞、诸葛亮三人上）
旁白：这是的刘备一行人正在军营外观看敌情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp.
（诸葛亮走在前面，张飞、刘备二人紧跟其后）
诸葛亮：（转头）主公啊，按理说是您走先啦！（恭敬状）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it?
刘备：不啦，军师您身后有好大块荫凉，躲在这里避避暑也不错。No,it’s very cool that I stand just behind you,I can avoid summer heat
诸葛亮：（眺望状）主公，如果我所料不错，现在马上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it
is about to rain!
刘备：先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道将要下雨？great prediction!No one can compare with you!just wonder how do you know it’s going to rain?
诸葛亮：首先，天气预报说今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那边有一块黑云来了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming!
（赵云上）
张飞：哇！那就是子龙啊，想不到这一会不见子龙就换了个新桌面啊！Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believethat you have changda new tabletop without a minute!
（张飞迎上）
张飞：子龙！long
赵云：翼德救我！
help!!!brotherthree.
（张飞下）
赵云：主公！云殊死力战，方保得小主人在此！只是这许久不见啼哭，怕是已经……（悲愤状，取出布包，打开并捧着）boss,i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have along time to hear nothing. i am afraid…
赵云：kao!这小没良心的，居然还能睡的着！就跟他爹一样！！oh ~ can the son of bitch get in like his father
刘备：咳咳！
（赵云转身面向刘备）
诸葛亮：子龙，不是我说你，你嘴上就是少个把门儿的，总不能啥实话都往外说啊！?Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!
（刘备怒视诸葛亮，诸葛亮恍如不知，赵云上前，将阿斗递给刘备，刘备捧着阿斗）
刘备：为了你这倒楣孩子，几乎损我一员大将啊！我还留着你赶什么啊，
我摔死你吧！！because of you,I almost lose a brave general!Why do I keep you alive,let me kill you!!（阿斗摔下）
（赵云上前，对准阿斗狂踹数脚，诸葛亮上前拉住，赵云始终作势欲踢，诸葛亮用身体压住赵云后，走上前去一脚将阿斗踢飞）
旁白：从今以后，阿斗的智力便出现了明显的发育迟缓……This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country.
赵云：咦？怎么不见关二哥呢？yi ~~whereisbrothe twoGuanYu?
刘备：二弟昨天为军师摆下一个八卦阵去，不过在冲出去撞马的时候闪着腰了，现在还在休养呢！：He layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he gethis waist twisted, now he stay in bed.
诸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壮！告诉他，多喝三鹿奶粉！（自恋状）！Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more
sanlu milk powder!
赵云：就给这孩子喝成这样儿了！！！（走上前，抚摸诸葛亮，做怜惜状）so youdrink to be a foolish?
曹操（在台下）：啊~!!!（惨烈地）
刘备：难道三弟又重操旧业了？咱们快去看看！Did zhangfei return to one’s former career ?Go to see what happen?
（三人下）
第三幕：人物张飞曹操夏侯蒋干刘备诸葛亮
旁白：时间拨回到三分钟之前，张飞大战长坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set aside,zhangfei fight with caocao’s army on changbanpo （张飞上，在台上转一圈后，如京剧拿柱般亮相，定格）
曹操和蒋干：嘿嘿嘿嘿！（奸笑中）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔……（奸笑中）
（三人奸笑上台）
张飞：哇！火腿肠你回来拉！！Wa!You, The hot dog, come back !
夏侯敦：我靠，又一个黑人，黑人都是很牛x的，我怕了… black man come again , Blacks are very powerful,i’m afaid 曹操：阁下是何人，何以竟有如此美妙的声音！Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have!
张飞：我便是那燕（yān）人张翼德！（咬牙）IamZhang Yide from jingdu! （clenches teeth）
曹操：阉人？？原来只是一个太监……夏侯敦，上去解决他！
You are the so called coward,aren’t you?xiahou,beat it!
（夏侯敦低头猫腰冲出）
夏侯敦：唔！唔~唔！
（二人打在一起）（定格）
蒋干：丞相，这一仗咱们必输，一会还有桥断水倒流呢！快叫夏侯将军下来吧。Prime minister,we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will alsocut off the water soon!Let’s call Xiahou general
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英语小品剧本-- 英语剧本买药 A Play: Buying Medicine By Liu Qinglin Characters: X ------ Xiao Fei S ------- Shopkeeper D- ---- Doctor Li O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----) Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----) H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy W- ---- Woman J ------ Japanese Scene1 ( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.) D: Good evening, everyone. Ws: ( Together) Good evening, Dr Li. D: Hello, let me examine you. W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. ( W1 is about to fall down.) D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look. Ah, it’s going worse. Let me put some medicine on you. W1: No, it isn’t necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a high fever. He seems fainted. D: ( Takes W2’s temperature. ) So he has! He needs an injection but we have none. Feed him these last three pills with warm water. What else can I do? There’s no medicine left. W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy some medicine. D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest. W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me. ( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.) X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know. W1: But there’s no medicine left. X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine. D: Have you got any money? X: No. D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine. X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustn’t go to other people’s hands. D: But how can you get the medicine without money? X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye. D and Ws: Be careful! Scene2
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新守株待兔 [开始。树)上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演走到台前] 导演：Action![跑下台] [农夫冷酷地上。] 农夫：I’m a farmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]A modern farmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]!So I’m rich now![开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look!This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250!This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this?痒痒挠?No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~!![看下表]It’s time to do some farming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西!!!]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉!Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] [兔子A上] 兔子A(一开始不知道状况。以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼)：Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U!The name of the song is 《发如雪》![清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演(范冰)上] 导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》。导演下台之前，看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看，惊喜地]Oh!It’s mine!(很兴奋地拿着下场) 兔子A：OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈，悠闲散步] [农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫：(惊喜地)Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it! [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。] 兔子A：Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)What’s this! 农夫：Hnnnn…!I will kill U for lunch! 兔子A：But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来(农夫一开始把枪对着自己)] 农夫：Thank you! 兔子A：My pleasure. (突然想起来农夫要杀自己) Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前] 农夫：Where~ to go? Haha! [农夫开了一枪“砰”。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。农夫又开枪，同上。农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。] 兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳边说]Y ou didn’t hurt me! Y ou didn’t hurt me! 树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后] [兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。兔子猛然抬头发现] 农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]