经典美剧《老友记》-第一季-第十八集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

Rachel. We're running low on resumes. 瑞秋履历表快用完了

You want a job with Popular Mechanics? 你真想到《大众机械》杂志社上班吗Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, 如果你想要从事机械行业

those are the ones to work for. 那你就算找对地方了

Guys, I'm going for anything here. 各位我什么都得试试

I can't be a waitress anymore. 我不能再当服务生了

I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips. 我是说真的我已厌倦微薄小费

I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me." 我已厌倦顾客不把我当人使唤

Rach, did you proofread these? 瑞秋这些你校对过吗

Yeah. Why? 对有问题吗

Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed 没事他们对你高超的

with your excellent "compuper" skills. "电恼"技术定会印象深刻的

Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them? 糟了每一份上面都这样吗

No, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few. 没事我肯定富士施乐打印机改掉一些了- Hey, guys. - Hey. -嗨小伙子们 -嗨

Hi, ladies. 嗨姑娘们

Can I get you anything? 需要什么吗

Did you bring the mail? 信件带来了没

- Lots of responses. - Really? -很多回复 -真的吗

Sure, we have scones left! 我们这儿当然还有烤饼

Read them to me. 快念给我听

"Dear Miss Greene: "亲爱的格林小姐

Thank you for your inquiry. "However" 感谢您的申请然而..."

- We have apple cinnamon -"Dear Ms. Greene...." -我们有苹果肉桂 -"亲爱的格林小姐" Yeah, yeah! No. 好好不行

- What? - Your Visa bill is huge! -怎么了 -你的信用卡账单不少呀

Give me that. 给我

I can't believe you. Linda's so great. 我真不敢相信琳达那么好

Why won't you go out with her? 你为何不再和她约会

- I don't know. - ls this still about her... -我也不知道 -还是因为她说了

- I don't know. - ls this still about her... 60年代美国动画片故事以原始人为背景

... "The Flintstones could have really happened" thing?

《摩登原始人》里的情节真有可能发生

It's not just that. I want someone who does something for me... 不仅仅是那样

我要一个能让我有感觉

...who gets my heart pounding. 能让我心跳加速

Who makes me.... 能给我...

Little playthings with yarn? 做小毛绒玩具吗

What? 什么

Could you want her more? 你是有多喜欢她

Who? 谁

Who? 美国七十年代情景喜剧

Dee, the sarcastic sister from What's Happening!!. 阿蒂《发生何事》中那个犀利的妹妹Look, I'm totally over her. 我早就不喜欢她了

- Hi! - Coffee? -嗨 -要咖啡吗

- No, we're fine. - Okay. -不用加 -好的

- Shut up! - We're not saying anything. -闭嘴 -我们什么都没说

- What? - Joey cried last night. -怎么了 -昨晚乔伊哭了

- Thank you. - We were playing poker -谢谢 -我们正在玩扑克牌

There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight. 三点上有巧克力看起来像是八点You should have seen him. 可惜你没看到

"Read them and weep!" 他说"准备痛哭流涕吧"

And then he did. 结果哭的是他

Now, how come you guys have never played poker with us? 你们怎么没和我们玩过扑克牌Yeah, what is that? 对啊为什么

Like some kind of sexist guy thing? 这是性别歧视的问题吗

It's poker, so only guys can play? 这是扑克只有男人才能玩

No. Women can play. 不啊女生也欢迎加人

Then, what is it? Some kind of, like, some kind of, you know 那么为什么...这到底是为什么All right, what is it? 快说到底为什么

There are just no women in our game. 只是刚好女生没加入罢了

We just don't know any women who know how to play poker. 对

我们刚好找不到会玩扑克的女生

That is such a lame excuse. It's a typical guy response. 这个借口真烂男生都是这种反应Do you know how to play? 请问你们谁会玩扑克牌

No. 不会

- But you could teach us. - No. -但你们可以教我们 -不要

Okay, so now we draw cards. 现在开始抽牌

So I wouldn't need any. I have a straight. 我不需要对吧因为我一把顺

- Oh, good for you! - Congratulations! -你太棒了 -恭喜了

- Pheebs, how many do you want? - I just need two. -菲比你要几张 -我需要两张

The 10 of spades and the 6 of clubs. 黑桃十和梅花六

Pheebs. No, you can't 菲比不你不能这么要

Wait! I have the 10 of spades! Here. 等等我有你要的黑桃十给

Thanks! 谢谢!

No, you can't do that. 不你不能那样

It's ok. Don't need them. I'm going for fours. 没关系我不需要我要四张同点

Oh, you're. 哦是吗

Here we go. 开始吧

We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites. 我们有炸鲑鱼圈配蔬菜沙拉

Monica. What are you doing? 莫妮卡你在干什么

This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. 这是打扑克

食物名称不能超过两个字

It's got to be like chips or dip or pretz. 得是薯片沙司百奇之类的

OK, so at this point, the dealer... 现在发牌的人...

We got it. Let's play for real. 我们会了开始玩真的吧

High stakes. Big bucks! 高赌资大笔钱

You sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks 你当真菲比刚丢出一双十一点because they didn't look happy. 就因为他们好像不开心

But I'm ready. So just deal. 但我准备好了发牌吧

Okay, last-minute lesson! Joey.... 各位最后通知乔伊

Three. 三点

Eight. 八点

Eight. Three. All right, very good. 八点三点好的不错

Damn it, damn it, damn it! 该死该死该死

- I see, so you were lying. - About what? -我明白了你们在骗人 -骗什么

- About how good your cards were. - I was bluffing. -骗你们牌有多好 -那是唬人

And what is bluffing? 什么是唬

Is it not another word for lying? 不就是骗的同义字吗

Sorry to break up this party, 抱歉我不能再玩了

but I've got to go fax resumes before work. 我得在明天工作前打好履历表

but I've got to go fax resumes before work. settle也有定居之意

- We've got to settle. - Settle what? -瑞秋我们得算帐 -什么定居

The Jamestown colony of Virginia. 在维吉尼亚的詹姆斯敦殖民地

See, King George is giving us the land.... 乔治三世把它给了我们美国所以...

-The game, Rachel. You owe us money. - Right. -是扑克瑞秋你欠我们钱 -对哦You know what, you guys? It's their first time, 这样吧兄弟们这是她们第一次打扑克

why don't we just forget about the money, alright? 别和她们计较钱了

Hell, no. We'll pay! 那怎么行我们会付钱的

Monica, I had another answer all ready. 莫妮卡我本来准备好另一个回复了

And you know what? We want a rematch. 你们知道吗我们要重来一盘

Well that's fine with me. Could use the money. 我无所谓钱多不嫌烧手

So basically, you get your ya-yas 这么说你们的组合家具基本上

by taking money from your friends. 都是用朋友的钱买来的

Yes, and I get my ya-yas from IKEA. 没错而且我是在"宜家"家具商场买的

You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less. 得自己动手装但便宜一点Look, Rach, this is poker. I play to win. 瑞秋这是扑克牌玩就是要赢

For me to win, others have to lose. 如果我想赢就得有人输

If you're gonna play pocker with me, don't expect me to be a nice guy. 如果想和我玩牌

就别指望我做个好人

Because once those cards are dealt.... 因为牌一发出

Yeah? 然后呢

I'm not a nice guy. 我就不是个好人

All right, boys, let's eat. 各位吃吧

Did you get that from the "I Love Rachel Pizzeria"? 这是从"我爱瑞秋披萨屋"买的吗

You still on that? 还没笑够啊

Come on. What was with that Black Bart speech? 得了吧不然你为何学黑道电影讲话"When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy." "玩起牌来我就不是个好人"

You're way off. 你扯太远了

No, I don't think so, because I think you love her! 我可不这么认为因为我觉得你爱她No. I might have had feelings for her at one time. 不或许我曾对她有爱意

Not anymore. 但我已心灰意冷

I just 我只是

Marcel! Where are you going with that disk? 马塞尔你拿那张光盘要干嘛

You are not putting that on again. Marcel! 不能再放上去马塞尔

If you press that button,you are in very, very big trouble. 如果你按那个按钮你可有大麻烦了You believe what a jerk Ross was being? 你能相信罗斯刚刚那么混蛋吗

- Yeah, I know. - He can get really competitive. -我懂 -他的好胜心最强了

What? 什么

"Hello, kettle, This is Monica. You're black!" "你好水壶我是莫妮卡你好黑啊"

"Hello, kettle, This is Monica. You're black!" 罐子笑壶黑谚语指五十步笑百步

Please! 拜托

I'm not as bad as Ross. 我没像罗斯那么过分

I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident? 我抗议 "画图猜字"那次呢

That wasn't an incident. 我不是故意的

I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand. 我在做手势时盘子不慎从手里滑落了- I got an interview! - You're kidding! Where? -我有面试机会了 -不是吧在哪

- I got an interview! - You're kidding! Where? 顶级百货公司

Saks Fifth Avenue. 萨克斯第五大道精品店

Oh, Rachel! 哦瑞秋

It's like the mother ship is calling you home. 这就像是母舰在呼唤你归队

- What's the job? - Assistant buyer. -是什么工作 -采购助理

I would be shopping! 我要靠购物...

For a living! 来谋生了

That's Aunt Iris. This woman's been playing poker since she was 5. 艾莉丝姑姑来了

她从五岁便开始玩牌

You've got to listen to every word she says. 她说的每个字我们都得牢记在心

ls Tony Randall dead? 托尼·兰德尔死了吗

ls Tony Randall dead? 著名演员

- What? I don't think so. - He may be now. -什么没有吧 -现在说不定

- Because I think I hit him with my car. - My God, really? -因为我好像开车撞到他了 -真的吗

No, that's bluffing. Lesson number one. 不唬你们的这是第一课

Let me tell you something. 我告诉你们

Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap! 打扑克时听到的每个字都是狗屁

- Nice earrings. - Thank you. -耳环挺好看 -谢...

Girls, sit down. 坐吧姑娘们

Aunt lris, this is Phoebe and Rachel. 艾莉丝姑姑这是菲比这是瑞秋

Listen, I'm parked at a meter. Let's do it. Okay? 听着我停车要收费的快点开始吧Ross, could we please listen to anything else? 罗斯求你了我们能听点别的吗

All right. 好吧

I'm gonna pay for that tonight. 晚上我要遭报应了

Hi. Guys, guess what? 伙计们猜猜看怎么了

The fifth dentist caved, 第五位牙医妥协了

The fifth dentist caved, 该品牌广告中称五个牙医有四个推荐它

and now they're all recommending Trident? 他们现在都推销"三叉戟"牌口香糖了吗No, the interview! 不是面试

She loved me! She absolutely loved me. 她喜欢我她绝对非常喜欢我

We talked like two and a half hours. 我们谈了能有两个半小时

We've the same taste in clothes. 我们对服饰的品味一致

And I went to camp with her cousin. 我还和她的表妹一起去过夏令营

The job is perfect! I can do this. 这工作太完美了我可以胜任

That's great! That's wonderful. 太好了太棒了

Then she told the funniest story... 然后她给我讲了个超好笑的故事

Great, you will tell us and we'll laugh. 很好行了假设你讲完了我们笑完了

Let's play poker! 玩牌吧

Listen you guys, we talked about it 各位听好我们谈过此事

and if you don't wanna play, we completely understand 如果你们不想玩我们完全了解

Yes, we can play some other game. 对我们可以玩别的游戏

Like, I don't know. Pictionary? 比如说看图猜字

Very funny. 真好笑

But I think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies? 但我们想再试一次打扑克对吧姑娘们

Yes, I think we should. 没错我想是的

Rach. Do you want me to shuffle those? 瑞秋需要我来洗牌吗

No. That's okay, I'm gonna give it a go. 不用了没事我想自己试试

So Pheebs owes $7. 50. Monica owes $10.00. 这样菲比欠7块5 莫妮卡欠10块

And Rachel, you owe 15 big ones! 瑞秋你欠15块

Thanks for teaching us Cross-Eyed Mary. 谢谢教我们"美女斜眼暗示法"

You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game. 兄弟们我们平时玩牌的时候也该试试All right, here's my $7.50. 给这是我的7块5

But I think you should know that this money is cursed. 不过我告诉你们这钱已受到诅咒- What? - I cursed it! -什么 -我对它下了咒

Now bad things will happen to the spender. 花这些钱的人会倒大霉

That's alright, I'll take it. 无所谓我接受

Bad things happen to me anyway. 我反正够倒霉的了

This way, I can split them up with a movie. 这样的话我还可以看场电影分散分散

So that just leaves the big Greene poker machine, who owes 15.

现在只差格林牌扑克机欠了15块没给了

It's so typical. 男生都这副德行

"I'm a man! I have a penis! "我是男人我有小鸡鸡"

"I have to win money to exert my power over women!" "我得靠赢钱才能征服女人"

You know. This isn't over. 知道吗这事没完

We'll play you again. 我们还要跟你们再战

And we'll win, and you'll lose. 我们大获全胜你们一败涂地

And you'll beg, and we'll laugh. 你们跪地求饶我们仰天大笑

And we'll take every last dime you have. 我们会赢走你们的每一分钱

And you'll hate yourselves forever! 你们会永远恨死自己

Kind of stepped on my point there, Mon. 你这有点给我拆台啊莫妮卡

So, you gals wanna give us your money now? 姑娘们你们想现在就把钱给我们吗

That way, we don't have to go through 这样我们就不必浪费时间

the formality of actually playing. 装模作样地玩一场了

No, that's fine. 不就这样

We'll see who has the last laugh, monkey boy. 我倒要看看谁笑到最后猴子男

Done with chitchat? Ready for serious poker? 聊完了没可以开始玩真的了吗

You guys, look! The one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. 你们看独眼杰克一直看着我Right. Serious poker. 好玩真的

- Excuse me. Where are you going? - To the bathroom. -等下你要上哪儿去 -卫生间Want to go to the bathroom or play poker? 你想上厕所还是玩牌

Go to the bathroom. 我想上厕所

- Well, I'm gonna order a pizza. - No! -好吧我去订披萨 -不行

I'm waiting to hear from that job. 我还在等面试回信

The store closes at 9:00. Eat then. 他们的店9点关门那时候再吃吧

That's fine. I'll just have a Tic Tac to hold me over. 行那我就含块薄荷糖提神

All right. Cincinnati. No blinds. Everybody,ante. 来吧辛辛那提玩法下注吧

Yes! 太好了

Or no. 或者不太好

All right! Your money's mine, Greene. 你的钱是我的了格林

Your fly's open, Geller. 你的裤门没拉盖勒

You guys know what I just realized? 你们知道我刚发现什么吗

Joker is poker with a "J"! "杰克"就是把"扑克"中的"扑"换掉

Coincidence? 是巧合吗

That's jo-incidence with a "C"! 这么说"巧合"就是"茄盒"变过来的啊

- Phoebe? - Yeah, I'm out. -菲比 -我不跟了

- I'm in. - Me too. -我跟 -我也跟

Me too. What do you got? 我也跟你拿什么牌

Me too. What do you got? flush有"同花"的意思

You better hop out of the shower, because I got a flush. 你最好赶紧洗完澡因为我要冲马桶了Well, well, well! 行了行了行了

Hop back in, bucko, because I got four sixes! 滚回来吧小子因为我拿了四张六

I got four sixes! I won! 我有四张六我赢了

I actually won! Oh, my God! 我真的赢了天哪

You know what? I'll make a little Ross pile. 你们知道吗我要把小罗斯堆起来

I think that one was Ross'. And I think that one was Ross'. 我想这是罗斯的那个也是罗斯的Well, I have got your money, and you'll never see it, 你的钱都归了我再也别想见到它

and your fly's still open, 你的裤门还没拉

I made you look. 我骗到你低头看

- I'm in. - I couldn't be in-er. -我跟 -我肯定跟

Monica, in or out? 莫妮卡跟还是不跟

I hate this game! 我讨厌玩牌

Joey, your bet. 乔伊你呢

I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach... 我输得像是个廉价妓女还被一个

by a fat guy with sores on his face. 满脸伤痕的胖子对着肚子踹了一脚

I'm out. 我不跟

- Ross? - I'm very in. -罗斯 -我确定跟

- Chandler? - Couldn't be more out. -钱德勒 -绝对不跟

Me too. Rachel? 我也一样瑞秋

I will see you and I'll raise you. 我不但跟而且还要加注

What do you say, wanna waste another buck? 如何还想再浪费钱吗

No, not this time. So, what did you have 这回肯定不会来吧给我看牌

- I'm not telling. - Show them. -我不会说的 -给我看

- No. - Show them! -不 -给我看

- Get your hands out of there! - I've had dates like this. -把你的手拿开 -我约会时常常这样Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? 天啊你真是输不起的家伙

Your whole face is getting red. 你的脸涨得好红

Veins popping out of your temple! 太阳穴青筋毕露

Plus, that shirt doesn't really match those pants. 而且这件上衣跟裤子一点不搭

- First of all. I'm not losing. - You're definitely losing. -首先我不会输的 -你输定了Hello. Rachel Greene. 你好瑞秋·格林

Excuse me. It's about the job! 不好意思这是有关工作的电话

Barbara, hi! How are you? 芭芭拉你好吗

No, I understand. 不我理解

Come on. No, I'm fine. Don't be silly. Yeah. 不我没事快别这么说

But if anything else opens up, please 但如果还有其他职位缺人请

Hello? 喂

Sorry, Rach. 我很遗憾,瑞秋

There's gonna be lots of other stuff. 工作机会肯定有的是

Okay. 好的

Where were we? 玩到哪儿了

Five-card draw. 五张牌抽法

Jacks are better. Nothing wild. Everybody,ante. 11点算大大家下注

- Look, Rach, we don't have to do this. - Yes, we do. -瑞秋别再玩了 -要玩下注

- All right. Check. - Check. -好吧不跟 -不跟

- I'm in for 50 cents. - Call. -我跟5毛钱 -跟

I'm in. 我跟

I see your 50 cents... 我跟你5毛

...and I raise you $5. 而且我要加5块钱

I thought it was a 50-cent limit. 我以为5毛是上限

I just lost a job, I'd like to raise it $5. 我刚失去工作机会所以想加5块

Does anyone have a problem with that? 各位有问题吗

- Not at all. - No. We're out. -当然没有 -没有我们收牌

Loser? 废柴

- No, I fold. - What do you mean, you fold? -我收牌了 -你收牌是什么意思

I thought that, "Once the cards are dealt, I'm not a nice guy." 你不是说"一旦发牌我就不是好人"吗

Were you just full of it? 还是只是信口胡说

I'm in. 我跟

- How many do you want? - One. -要几张牌 -一张

Dealer takes two. 庄家两张

- What do you bet? - I bet $2. -下多少 -我下2块

Okay. I see your $2... 我跟你2块

...and I raise you... 再加你

... 20. 20块

I see your $20... 我跟你20块

... raise you $25. 再加到25块

I see your $25 and Monica, get my purse. 跟你25块莫妮卡拿我的钱包来Rachel, there's nothing in it. 瑞秋里面没钱

Okay, then get me your purse. 那就拿你的钱包来

- Here you go. Good luck! -Thank you. -给你祝你好运 -谢谢

I saw your $25 and I raise you... 跟你25块再加

...seven. ...7块

teen! 是17块!

Joey, I'm a little shy. 乔伊我有点囊中羞涩

That's okay, Ross. You can ask me. 没关系罗斯有什么问题可以问我

- What do you need? - 15. -要多少 -15块

- Here's 10. - I got 5. -这里有10块 -我这里有5块

- Thank you. - Good luck. -谢谢 -祝你好运

I am calling your 17. 再加十七块

What do you got? 你拿什么牌

Full house. 三张同点加一对

You got me. 败给你了

- That's tough to beat. - I thought we had it! -那确实很难赢 -我以为我们会赢When you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards. 没有好牌就是没有好牌But look how happy she is. 瞧她多开心

- Airmail. - Airplane. Airport. Airport '75! -航空邮件 -飞机机场《75空难》Airport '77! Airport '79! 《77空难》《79空难》

Time's up! 时间到

Time's up! 电影名

Bye Bye Birdie! "再见了小鸟"

That's a bird? 那是小鸟

That's a bird! 那就是小鸟

Okay, it's my turn. 该我了

Go! 开始

Bean! Bean! 豆子豆子

Bean! Bean! 英文名与"非常像豆子"谐音

The Unbearable Lightness of Being! 生命中不能承受之轻

That you get? 答对了

That you get?! 这样就能猜中

第一季第十八集老友记

So no one told you life was gonna be this way 没人告诉你生活会是这样your jobs a joke, you're broke, 你滑稽的工作你的差劲

your love life's D.O.A. 你半途而废的爱情

It's like you're always stuck in second gear, 就像开车卡在二档

And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, 每日每周每月

or even your year, but 甚至每年都是如此

I'll be there for you, 大雨倾盆时

when the rain starts to pour. 我会陪伴你

I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你

like I've been there before. 像我以前那样

I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你

'cause you're there for me too. 因为你也陪伴着我