【英语学习资料】老友记字幕Word版第一季第二十一集

怎么会有人知道你的信用卡号码

How'd someone get a hold of your credit card number? 我也不知道你看他们花了多少钱

I have no idea. But Look how much they spent.

莫妮卡冷静点好吗

Monica, would you calm down?

信用卡部员说

The credit card people said that

你只须为你买的东西付款

you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.

我知道只是他们花钱如流水

I know, it's just such reckless spending.

我想那小偷偷去你的信用卡时

I think when someone steals your credit card

早就忘了要小心谨慎吧

...they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.

真是个呆瓜花了69.95元买"神奇拖把"

Wow, what a geek. They spent $69. 95 on a Wonder Mop. 我买的

That's me.

讨厌罗斯他又这么干了

Oh, yuck. Ross, he's doing it again.

马塞尔别再侵犯那盏灯了

Marcel, stop humping the lamp.

别蹭了停下马塞尔过来马塞尔

Stop humping. Now, Marcel, come back, Come here, Marcel. 不别到我房里我去抓他出来

Oh, no. Not in my room. I'll get him.

罗斯你得想办法别让他发春了

Ross. You've got to do something about the humping.

怎么了这只是暂时的

What? It's just a phase.

我们当时也是这么说乔伊的

Well, that's what we said about Joey.

你们冷静点行吗这又没什么大不了

Would you all relax? It's not that big a deal.

-马塞尔停坏猴子 -又怎么了

- Marcel, stop it. Marcel. Bad monkey. - What?

只能说我的"好奇乔治"娃娃不再好奇了

Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.

莫妮卡你不是还在纠结吧

Monica, you are not still going over that thing.

-这女人过着我的生活 -什么

- This woman's living my life. - What?

她过着我的生活而且过得比我好

She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me.

看她买的戏票是我一直想看的戏

Look at this. Look. She buys tickets to plays I wanna see.

她买衣服的那家店

She, she buys clothes from stores

我一直被售货员冷眼相待

that I'm intimidated by the sales people.

她花了300块买艺术用品

She spent $300 on art supplies.

你又不是艺术家

You're not an artist.

要是有这些我或许已是艺术家了

I might be if I had the supplies.

我本可以过这样的生活我却没有

I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't. 莫妮卡别泄气你活得很精彩

Oh, Monica, come on. You do cool things.

真的吗那我们来比一比好吗

Really? Let's compare, shall we?

现在说"好吗"太晚了吧

Oh, it's so late for "shall we."

我到过公园骑马吗

Do I horseback ride in the park?

-我在新学校上过课吗 -没有

- Do I take classes at the New School? - No. 太不公平了她拥有我想要的一切

This is so unfair! She's got everything I want,

而且她没有我那样的妈

and she doesn't have my mother.

乔伊·帕波尼如何

How about Joey Paponi?

不好还是太民族了

No, still too ethnic.

我的经纪人认为我该取个中立点的名字

My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral..

乔伊·瑞士如何

Joey Switzerland?

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Plus, you know, I think it should be Joe.

乔伊让我感觉...像个小不点

you know, Joey makes me sound like I'm this big

{\an8}joey有小动物的意思

可我不是

which I'm not.

乔乔乔·斯大林如何

Joe, Joe, Joe Stalin?

斯大林斯大林

Stalin. Stalin.

我听过这名字吗听起来好熟悉

Do I know that name? It sounds familiar.

反正我没什么印象

Well, it does not ring a bell with me.

乔·斯大林

Joe Stalin.

这名字太霸气了

You know, that's pretty good.

或许你愿意叫约瑟夫

You might wanna try Joseph.

约瑟夫·斯大林

Joseph Stalin.

{\an3\fs16\bord0\fn微软雅黑\fad(0,0)\b0\pos(374,247)}前苏联领导人-这名字多好记 -没错

- I think you'd remember that. - Yes.

《再见小鸟》由约瑟夫·斯大林主演

Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin.

约瑟夫·斯大林参演《屋顶上的提琴手》

Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.

嗨对我是莫妮卡·盖勒

Hi. Yes, this is Monica Geller.

我记得我有在你们那里上课

I believe I'm taking some classes with you,

我想知道是哪些课

and I was wondering what they were.

-你在干什么 -好的太棒了

- What are you doing? - All right, great.

太棒了非常感谢我要去上踢踏舞课

Great. Thanks a lot. I'm going to tap class.

怎么你要和偷你信用卡的女人

What, what, so that you can dance with the woman

一起跳踢踏吗

that stole your credit card?

这女人偷走了我的生活

This woman's got my life.

我得看看她长啥样

I should get to see who she is.

去邮局看啊她的照片一定挂在墙上

Go to the post office, I'm sure her picture's up.

莫妮卡你知道吗你有点失控了

Okay, Monica, you know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! 你现在执着得有点诡异了

I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.

这是疯狂我跟你说这叫做疯狂

This is madness, it's madness, I tell you.

上帝保佑莫妮卡别这么做

For the love of God, Monica, don't do it.

谢谢

Thank you.

-你想什么呢 -百感交集

- What do you think? - Lots of things.

-你认为哪个是她 -有什么能效劳的吗

- Which one do you think she is? - May I help you?

不必了谢谢我们是来参观的

No, thanks. We're just here to observe.

舞蹈课怎么能参观你们要来参与

You don't observe a dance class. You dance a dance class.

那儿有没人穿的舞鞋

Spare shoes are over there.

什么意思

What does she mean?

我想她是叫我们"参与到舞蹈课中"

I think she means "You dance a dance class."

-来吧来吧来吧 -真的吗

- Come on, come on, come on. - Really?

有看见哪个人像我的分身吗

Do you see anybody you think could be me?

各位上回有人在教室留下空酸奶瓶

Last time there were yogurt containers lying around after class. -下不为例 -说不定是她

- Let's not have that happen again. - She could be you.

开始吧

Let's get started.

五六五六七八

Five, six. Five, six, seven, eight.

-我毫无头绪 -我完全融入

- Okay, I'm not getting this. - I'm totally getting it.

你可曾觉得

Did you ever feel like sometimes

自己有时候毫无协调感

you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?

怎么了他们踢你跟着踢就是了

What? You just click when they click.

好了各位每个人找个舞伴

All right, people, now everyone grab a partner.

"我的亡母说就是你" 我跟瑞秋

All right. And my dead mother says you are it. I'm with Rachel.

这下好体育课的旧事又重演了

Great, it's gym class all over again.

没关系你过来到前面和我一起跳

Well that's all right, You can come up to the front and dance with me. 我何不脱下衣服来场恶梦

Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare?

没关系没关系我来了

It's okay, it's okay. I'm here, I'm here.

抱歉我迟到了

I'm so sorry I'm late.

我来了这个紧张的新人是谁

Okay, here I am. So who's the new tense girl?

-你的舞伴 -嗨我叫莫妮卡

- She's your partner. - Hi, I'm Monica.

莫妮卡啊

Oh, Monica.

嗨我叫莫...

Hi, I'm Mon

-...娜娜 -莫娜娜

- Nana. - Monana.

-是荷兰语 -你在开玩笑吧

- It's Dutch. - You're kidding.

我在阿姆斯特丹住了三年

I spent three years in Amsterdam.

我是德裔宾夕法尼亚州人

Pennsylvania Dutch.

开始吧五六七八

And we're dancing. Five, six, seven, eight.

嗨

Hi.

-你上哪儿去了 -我刚从兽医那回来

- Hey. Where have you been? - I just got back from the vet. 她没叫你戴那种塑料大圆锥吧

She's not gonna make you wear a big plastic cone, is she? 她说马塞尔发情不是暂时的

She says Marcel's humping thing is not a phase.

显然他已性成熟了

Apparently, he's reached sexual maturity.

哇比你早哎

Hey, he beat you.

她说随着时间的推移

She says, as time goes on,

他会越来越暴力侵略性越来越强

he's gonna start getting agressive and violent.

这代表什么

So, what does this mean?

我们不能再养他了

I have to give him up.

我真不敢相信罗斯这太扯了

I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks.

我不懂你也就刚养他

I don't get it, I mean, You just got him.

他怎会突然成熟了

How could he be an adult already?

我知道他曾经就是个小不点

I know. One day he's this little thing...

不知不觉中这小不点抱住我大腿不撒手

and before you know it, he's this little thing I can't get off my leg. 你没什么办法继续养着他吗

Isn't there any way to keep him?

没有兽医说除非有个地方

No. The vet said that unless he's in a place...

让他能通过正常渠道

...where he has regular access...

发展一些猴类之爱

...to some monkey loving...

否则他会越来越残暴

... he's just gonna get vicious.

我得将他送到动物园

I just gotta get him into a zoo.

-如何把一只猴送进动物园 -我知道

- How do you get a monkey into a zoo? - I know that one. 不那是如何让教皇进入大众汽车

No, that's popes into a Vokswagen.

我们要多方申请

We're applying to a lot of them.

当然大型州立动物园是首选

Our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos.

比方说圣地亚哥动物园

You know, like San Diego. Right?

那可能只是痴人说梦

But that may just be a pipe dream.

因为他都不在州内

Because you know, he's out-of-state.

兽医说她有迈阿密的朋友这是条路

My vet knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility.

但那离海滩只有两个街区环境太嘈杂

But that's two blocks from the beach. It's a total party zoo. -我们找到她了找到偷卡女了 -什么

- We found her, We found the girl. - What?

你们报警了吗

Did you call the cops?

没我们和她一起吃了午餐

No, we took her to lunch.

用你们的方式给她治了罪

Oh, your own brand of vigilante justice.

你疯了那女人偷了你的东西

Are you insane? This woman stole from you.

她偷东西她是个小偷

She stole. She's a stealer.

和这女人相处十分钟后

After you're with this woman for like 10 minutes,

你就会把这些全忘了

you forget all that.

她真是个振奋人心的奇女子

I mean, she's this astounding person with this amazing spirit. 是啊指不定从某位啦啦队员那偷来的

Yeah! Which she probably stole from some cheerleader.

-脱下他们的帽子 -教皇塞进大众车

- Take off their hats. - Popes in a Vokswagen.

{\an3\fs16\bord0\fn微软雅黑\fad(0,0)\b0\pos(374,247)}笑话:教皇摘下高帽子才能坐进大众车

我喜欢这个笑话

I love that joke.

不可能你绝不会这么做

No way. No way did you do this.

莫娜娜相当勇敢

Monana was very brave.

太疯狂了我们自称是615房的冈德森姐妹

It was so wild. We told them we were the Gundersons in room 615...

结果波士顿凯尔特人队已包下整个六楼

...only to find out the Boston Celtics had the entire six floor.

当他们发现我们个子矮矮

So once they caught on to the fact that we're,

还是女人的那一刻

you know, short and have breasts...

就把我们撵出来了我居然被撵出饭店哎

They threw us out. I was thrown out of a hotel. Me.

干得好莫娜娜

Go, Monana.

不光你们过着梦想中的生活

You ladies are not the only ones living the dream.

我得去给陌生人倒咖啡了不用等我

I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up.

对了

Oh, by the way...

明天我们要去参加百老汇的面试

...tomorrow we're auditioning for a Broadway show.

-什么 -《猫》剧还有一个缺额

- Excuse me? - There's an open call for Cats.

我想我们可以去唱《回忆》

I'm thinking we go down there, sing "Memories"...

{\an3\fs16\bord0\fn微软雅黑\fad(0,0)\b0\pos(374,247)}剧中名曲让自己大出洋相你意下如何

...and make complete fools of ourselves. What do you say?

不不不记住你在跟谁说话呢

No, no ,no. Remember who you're dealing with here.

我不像你

I mean, I'm not like you.

我连站在踢踏舞教室前排都不敢

I can't even stand in front of a tap class.

那可能是因为你的门诺教派背景

That's probably because of your Amish background.

-什么 -你不是德裔宾夕法尼亚州人吗

- What? - You're Pennsylvania Dutch, right?

对直到我买了吹风机就被驱逐了

Right. Till I bought a blow dryer. Then I was shunned.

{\an3\fs16\bord0\fn微软雅黑\fad(0,0)\b0\pos(374,247)}门诺教派后人远离科技产品过着农业生活

我过去也和你一样

I used to be just like you.

直到有一天我看了部改变我人生的电影

And then, one day, I saw a movie that changed my life.

你看过《死亡诗社》吗

Did you ever see Dead Poets Society?

我认为这电影实在是太...无聊了

I thought that movie was so incredibly boring.

那孩子在电影的结尾自杀了

I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself

只因他无法演出话剧

because he can't be in the play?

这是为了什么不就是

What was that? It's like,

"孩子再忍一年离开家

"Kid, wait a year. Leave home,

到社区话剧团去"

do some community theater."

走出电影院时我想

I walked out of there and I thought,

"花在这部烂片上的两个小时再也回不来了"

"Now that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back."

这想法震惊了我

And that thought scared me

从此便不再惧怕尝试任何事了

more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.

那我强烈建议你别看《窈窕奶爸》

Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.

{\an3\fs16\bord0\fn微软雅黑\fad(0,0)\b0\pos(374,247)}与《死亡诗社》主演同为罗宾·威廉姆斯

上帝

Oh, God.

我们进不了斯克兰顿了

We didn't get into Scranton.

那是我们保底的动物园

That was, like, our safety zoo.

他们连狗和牛都收

They take, like, dogs and cows.

我真不明白我和他谁更难受一点

See, I don't know who this is harder on, me or him.

我想那椅子首当其冲

I'd say that chair's taking the brunt of it.

马塞尔马塞尔马塞尔不要

Marcel. Marcel. Marcel, no.

乖宝怎么会没人要他

Good boy. See? How can nobody want him?

一定会有人的

Somebody will.

你知道吗早就有人叫乔瑟夫·斯大林了

You know, there already is a Joseph Stalin.

开什么玩笑

You're kidding.

显然他是个嗜血如命的俄国独裁者

Apparently, he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered people. 我还以为你考虑得挺周全呢

You'd think you would've known that.

那是你想错了

You'd think I would've.

菲比你认为我该取什么艺名登台

Phoebe. What do you think a good stage name for me would be? 火焰男孩

Flame Boy.

你的动物园具体在哪

Where exactly is your zoo?

严格而言不算是个动物园

Well, it's technically not a zoo, per se.

更像是种互动式野外体验

It's more of an interactive wildlife experience.

-我想请教你几个关于马塞尔的问题 -好

- Let me ask you some questions about, is it, uh, Marcel. - Yes. 他会和其他动物打架吗

Does he, uh, fight with other animals?

不会的他非常温驯

No, no. He's very docile.

就算被逼进角落也不会吗

Even if he were cornered?

我不知道干嘛这么问

Well, I don't know. Why?

他掌控小东西的能力如何

How is he at handling small objects?

他会拿香蕉如果你是这意思的话

He can hold a banana, if that's what you mean.

锤子或小刀呢

What about a hammer or a small blade?

他为何需要小刀

Why would he need a blade?

如果他要对抗的是狸猫或有角的动物

Well, if he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns, 你总得给这小家伙武器防身

...you got to give the little guy something.

否则就太残忍了

Otherwise, it's just cruel.

-他能去圣地亚哥了 -什么

- He got into San Diego. - What?

我们散步回来听见电话铃响

We came back from our walk. The phone was ringing....

他被录取了

He's in.

听见没马塞尔圣地亚哥要你了

Did you hear that, Marcel? San Diego. San Diego.

你大错特错了圣地亚哥环境良好没错

You're making a big mistake here. San Diego's all well and good... 但如果你把他交给我

but if you give him to me,

我能训练他对抗瞎眼的兔子

I'll start him off against a blind rabbit .

而且给你百分之二十门票收入

...and give you 20% of the gate.

你到底跑哪儿去了

Where the hell've you been?

我和莫妮卡刚混进了大使馆的派对

Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.

-你喝醉了吗 -才没有呢

- Are you drunk? - No.

-骗你的我醉醺醺的 -天哪

- I'm lying. I am so drunk. - Oh, God.

莫妮卡你该打电话回来的

Right, Monica, you know what? You could've called.

我一直在家里担心你莫妮卡

I have been up here, I've been worried...Monica.

好过瘾

Water rules.

没错没错

Yes. Yes, it does.

餐厅今天又来电话了

Okay, look, the restaurant called.

他们想知道你还要不要去上班

They wanna know if you're gonna be showing up for work. 不我今天要去纽约马戏团

Nope. Going to the Big Apple Circus today.

莫妮卡你在干什么

Okay Monica, what are you doing?

你会丢了工作的你不是这样的人

You're gonna lose your job. This is not you.

不这正是我

No, it is me.

我并不只是那种必须拍松枕头

I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows...

帐单一来立刻去缴款的人

and pay the bills as soon as they come in!