英语绕口令、谜语、笑话
English Riddles
1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?
A mushroom.(蘑菇)
2. What is smaller than an insect's mouth?
Anything it eats.
3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)
4. What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?
A secret.
5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?
A photographer.
6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.(小猫)
7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?
Day breaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't break.
8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?
An echo.(回声)
9. What do you know about the kings of France?
They are all dead.
10. What question can you never answer 'yes" to"
Are you asleep?
11. Why do some old people never use glasses?
They must prefer bottles to glasses.
12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?
Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."
13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?
Post office.
14. What do workers do in a clock factory?
They make faces all day.
15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?
Sixty.
16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?
When you are in it.
17. How many sides does a house have?
Two - inside and outside.
18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?
A doorbell.
19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?
On his feet.
20. When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did?
He got wet first of all.
21. Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?
I myself.
22. What has teeth but cannot eat?
A comb.
23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?
A farmer.
24. Why does time fly?
To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.
25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.
26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?
All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.
27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?
A river.
28. What kind of dog never bite?
A hot dog.
29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Because it can't sit down.
30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?
It's nice not to see you again.
31. What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle.
32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?
A flag.
33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?
A night watchman with a college education.
34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?
Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.
35. What is wind?
Air in a hurry.
36. What comes after the letter "A"?
All the other letters.
37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
Teapot.
38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?
Short.
39. What person does every man take his hat off to?
A barber.
40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?
Because he wants to go to high school.
41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?
Water.
42. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?
Because he's dead.
44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?
Nothing. Because I'm a woman.
46. What always travels on foot?
A shoe.
47. Where can happiness always be found?
In the dictionary.
48. What is higher without a head than with a head?
A pillow.(枕头)
49. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?
He can't read.
50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?
The outside.
51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?
Cool!
52. What is never used until it's broken?
An egg.
53. What's a skeleton?(骨架)
It's a lot of bones without the person on them!
54. What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.
55. What can you break with only one word?
Silence.
56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?
The light.
57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket. Why?
Because the truck driver was walking.
58. Where can milk be best stored?
In a cow.
59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch cold easily.
60. What's the hardest thing about learning skating?
The ice.
61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?
A map.
62. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?
The temperature.
63. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?
It never eats.
64. Why is writing called handwriting?
If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.
65. If there were only thre girls in the world, what do you think they would do? Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.
66. How many great men have been born in London?
None. Only babies.
67. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it? When you have a hole in your pocket.
68. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?
Darkness.
69. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
A hole.
70. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life?
A priest.(牧师)
1.What month do soldiers hate?
--March (三月，行军)
2.How many feet are there in a yard?
--It depends on how many people stand in the yard. (码，院子)
3.Why is an empty purse always the same?
--There is no change in it. (零钱，变化)
4.What book has the most stirring chapters?
--A cook book. (动人的，搅拌的)
5.What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?
--Hot dog. (热狗)
7.What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?
--Drink well water. (井水，健康的)
8.How do we know the ocean is friendly?
--It waves. (起波浪，招手致意)
9.Which can move faster, heat or cold?
--Heat, because you can catch cold. (追上冷，患感冒)
10.Why is the library the highest building?
--It has the most stories. (故事，（楼）层)
11. What table is in the field?
--Vegetable
12. What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
--silence
13. What is there in your house that ought to be looked into?
--mirror
14. What is that which you have never seen, heard or felt, which never existed and still has a name?
--nothing
15. What changes a pear into a pearl?
--the letter “l”
16. What question can never be answered by 'Yes'?
--Are you asleep?
17. What ship has two mates but no captain?
--courtship
18. What is the most difficult key to turn?
--a donkey
19. Where can you always find money?
--In the dictionary
20. What is the surest way to double your money?
--Fold it.
21. Where does afternoon come before morning in the world?
--In the dictionary
22. What is the smallest bridge in the world?
--the bridge of a nose
23. What letter makes a road broad?
--letter B
24. What letter sounds like a vegetable?
--letter P
25. Why is a pig the most unusual animal in the world?
--Because it is killed before it is cured (烧烤待处理)
26. What match can't be put in a match-box?
--Football match, basketball match, etc.
27. When do 2 and 2 make more than 4?
--When they make 22.
28. I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, rivers without water. What am I?
--A map
29. I am something that has teeth but can't eat. What am I?
--A comb
30. What is a sick man a controdiction?
--When he is an impatient patient.
31.What can hear without ears and answer without a mouth?
--An echo
32.What room has no walls,no doors,no windows,and no floors?
--A mushroom
33.What is dark but is made by light ?
--A shadow
34.What is easy to get into but hard to get out of ?
--Trouble
35.What is black When it is clean and white when it is dirty?
--A blackboard
还有些:
36.What is dark but made by light?
--shadow
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of? trouble
37It has cities but no houses,forests but no trees,rivers but no water.What is it? MAP!
38.n the field stand many green round houses.In each green houses there is a white house.Inside the white house,there is a red body of water.In the water are many black men.What are they?
WATERMELON!
39Something leads you up the hill and then down the hill,but it always lies still.What is it? Escalator /Elevator
英语绕口令
1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。
3. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!
我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋!
4. How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?
A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢？一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。
5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch. 这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。
6. Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.
Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.
We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.
无论是晴天或是阴天。无论是冷或是暖不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜雨露。
7. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜。彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜。
那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿？
8. I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
我有一种想法，但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法。如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法，我就不会想那么多了。
9. Amid the mists and coldest frosts,
With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,
He thrusts his fists against the posts,
And still insists he sees the ghosts.
雾蒙蒙，冰霜冻，手腕儿空空，话儿涌，只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸，
直说自己把鬼碰。
10. Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards, but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.
巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔，但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明。
11. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.
贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面。
12. Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.
当里尔登读评论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西。
13. Few free fruit flies fly from flames. 没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去。
14. Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.
五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬。
15. There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.
for a bright night light is just like a slight light.
像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱。
17. A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.
一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光。
18. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets? 如果裁纸机能裁纸的话，一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢？
19. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.
西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千。现在在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千。
20. If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演，就去买一只漂亮的，灵巧的风筝吧。
21. Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already. 特德昨天给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡，所以弗莱德的新鲜面包已经准备好了。22. A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.
一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼，结果他民现他的渔网上有一个大裂口。
23. Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.
在结束对一家工厂的灭火战斗以后，弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸制法式土豆(炸薯条)
24.A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood. 大黑虫咬大黑熊，大黑熊流血了！
25.A big black bug bit a big black bear. Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit? 大黑虫咬大黑熊，被大黑虫咬的大黑熊在那里呢？
26..A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
一只沮丧而尖刻的麻鳽咬了牠兄弟一口，而没有牠那么沮丧的兄弟又咬牠一口。那只被咬的沮丧麻鳽对牠的兄弟说：「我是一只充满怨恨的麻鳽！我害人终害己了！
27.A bloke's back bike brake block broke. 一个家伙的脚踏车后制动器坏了。
28.A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits. 一盒饼干，一炉杂饼干。
29.A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue. 一只跳蚤和一只苍蝇飞进烟道里。跳蚤说：「让我们飞吧！」苍蝇说：「让我们逃跑吧！」就这样，牠们就飞越了烟道里的一条裂纹。
30.A laurel-crowned clown! 戴桂冠的小丑。
31.A noisy noise annoys an oyster. 嘈吵的噪音惹恼牡蛎
32.A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory. 一个精力充沛的女士爱上了一位律师，她渴望诱惑律师离开实验室，投入她的怀抱。
33.A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where a plaice is pleased to be placed. 放置鲽最好的地方是鲽愿意被放置的地方。
34.A skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thought the stump stunk, and the stump thought the skunk stunk. 一只臭鼬坐在树墩上，臭鼬认为树墩发臭，而树墩又认为臭鼬发臭。
35.A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail. 一只老虎将领带系紧，清洁牠的尾巴。
36.A tree toad loved a she-toad who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree toad but a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree toad tried to win the three-toed she-toad's heart, for the two-toed tree toad loved the ground that the three-toed tree toad trod. But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim. From her tree toad bower with her three-toed power the she-toad vetoed him.
一只树蟾蜍爱上另一只住在树上的蟾蜍女郎。牠是一只二趾的蟾蜍，而蟾蜍女郎是三趾的。那只二趾的树蟾蜍尝试夺取三趾蟾蜍女郎的方心，因为二趾蟾蜍喜欢三趾蟾蜍女郎所踩踏的土地。可是，二趾蟾蜍徒劳无功。牠不能满足三趾蟾蜍女郎的心意。在三趾蟾蜍女郎的卧室，三趾蟾蜍女郎用牠的三趾能力将二趾蟾蜍的念头打消了。
37.A tutor who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, "Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?" 一个吹笛的导师尝试教两个吹笛者吹笛。那两个学吹笛的问导师：「吹笛难，还是教两个学吹笛的人吹笛难呢？」
38.All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot, you can believe it or not, but I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use to me. If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。信不信由你，我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。锡制的咖啡壶和铁制的咖啡壶对我而言也是没用的。假如我不能要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡，那我就要一杯茶吧！
Are our oars oak? 我们的桨是橡树吗？
Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar. 贝蒂和鲍勃在大型的义卖市场买了蓝汽球回来。
Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter. 贝蒂搅拌一些牛油，令脆浆更可口。
Betty better butter Brad's bread. 贝蒂最好替布拉德的面包涂牛油了！
Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter - that would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So
'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
贝蒂博他有些牛油，她说：「可是，牛油有点苦味。若我烘这些牛油，我的面糊便会有苦味。如果有些较优质的牛油，我的面糊便会更好味。」因此，她买了一些较优质的牛油，放进她的面糊里搅拌，面糊不苦了。这是贝蒂博他最好买些较优质的牛油的原因。
Brad's big black bath brush broke. 布拉德的大浴刷子断了。
Bright blows the broom on the brook's bare brown banks. 布赖特吹动在小溪旁棕色的土地上的扫帚。
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons -- balancing them badly.
敏捷而勇敢的陆军旅长们挥舞着锋利的刀剑、大口径前膛枪和大头短棒──身体差点失去平衡
★Quick kiss. Quicker kiss. Quickest kiss.★
★The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.★
★Double bubble gum bubbles double.No double bubble gum doesn't bubble double.
★Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood.★
★Alice asks for axes.
Alice asks for axes.
Alice asks for axes.
较难型（晕眩了）
★I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I
thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought so much. ★
★If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor
who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the
doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor
the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?★
★typically topically tropically
typically topically tropically
typically topically tropically★
★What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
- rubber balls and liquor! ★
★I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.★
★Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher
are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature's rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls.★
你可以想象一个虚构的野生动物园经理幻想自己管理一个虚构的野生动物园吗？
Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved. 雪松盖板应刨好和妥为保全。Cheap ship trip. 便宜的海上旅程。
Cheryl's chilly cheap chip shop sells Cheryl's cheap chips. 雪露的便宜辣椒薯条店卖便宜的薯条。
Chop shops stock chops. 印章店备有印章。
Crisp crusts crackle crunchily. 松脆的面包皮被嚼得嘎吱嘎吱地响。
Diligence dismisses the despondency. 勤奋能驱除沮丧。
Do drop in at the Dewdrop Inn. 到露珠旅馆要进内一坐。
Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps. 不要纵容那些在斜坡上的街灯下栖身、湿着身子的、顽皮的流浪街童。
Double bubble gum bubbles double. 双重的泡泡糖能吹双重的泡泡。
Dust is a disk's worst enemy. 尘埃是磁盘的最大敌人。
Ed had edited it. 埃已将它编辑了。
Flash message! 闪烁的信息。
Flee from fog to fight flu fast. 避开浓雾，感冒会快点痊愈。
Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread. 弗雷德喂特德吃面包，特德喂弗雷德吃面包。
Freshly fried fresh flesh. 鲜炸鲜肉。
Freshly-fried flying fish. 鲜炸飞鱼。
Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks. 友善的法兰克用手捻着美味的饼干。
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy. Was he? 毛茸茸、软绵绵的是玩具熊。毛茸茸、软绵绵，一根头发也没有。毛
茸茸、软绵绵的玩具熊并不毛茸茸，是吗？
Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar. 格蒂的曾祖母被格
蒂的文法吓呆了。
Give me the gift of a grip top sock: a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock. 送我一对有紧袜带的袜子：悬挂状的、船形的、品质一流的袜子。
Give Mr. Snipa's wife's knife a swipe. 把史立巴先生的太太的刀子抹净。
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup. 给爸爸一杯用铜制咖啡杯盛着的正统咖啡。
Greek grapes. 希腊葡萄
He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts. 他用
拳头猛力推打柱子，而且声称他见鬼。
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
假如一只美洲旱獭能够扔掉木头，牠可扔掉多少木头呢？牠会扔掉，牠会，尽全力把木头扔掉。假如一只美洲旱獭能够扔掉木头，牠会尽全力扔掉一只美洲旱獭能扔的木头。
I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's running late. 我不是拔雉野
鸡毛的人，我是他的助手。我在拔雉野鸡的毛，因为拔雉野鸡毛的人赶不及将雉野鸡毛拔掉。
I cannot bear to see a bear bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, "Forbear!"
我实在不忍心看着大熊一步一步向野兔逼近。当大熊差不多将野兔所有的毛发拔掉，我大叫：「自制啊！」
I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning. 我准确地记起丽贝卡麦
格拉歌的账单。
I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau. 我看见埃素吻凯特。我看见埃素，埃素看见我，而凯特也看见我看见埃素。
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet, I sit. 我撕开了一张纸，那张纸给我撕开了。在撕开了的纸上，我坐下了。
I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. 我思考一个问题。可是，我所思考的问题并不是我认为自己正在思考
的问题。
I wish you were a fish in my dish. 我巴不得你是我碟中的鱼。
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews? 假如史调咀嚼鞋子，史调应否选择他正在咀嚼的鞋子呢？
If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing. 若你看到这张告示，你会发现这张告示是不直得留意的。
Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks!试想想，那个狮身人面像的括约肌发臭了！
Knapsack straps.背包带子。
Knife and a fork, bottle and a cork, that is the way you spell New York.刀子和叉子，瓶子和木塞，这是你拼写纽约的方法。
Kris Kringle carefully crunched on candy canes.克里斯克理高小心地嚼甘蔗。Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.莉莉替小历蒂盛小扁豆汤。
Listen to the local yokel yodel.听听那个本地土包子唱的岳得尔调。
Lovely lemon liniment.可爱的柠檬搽剂
Mix, Miss Mix! 觅斯，觅斯小姐！
Moose noshing much mush. 慕思吃了很多玉米粥。
Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but moses supposes erroneously. For moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses as moses supposes his toeses to be! 慕实施假设他的脚趾是玫瑰，可是，慕实施的假设错了。慕实施知道他的脚趾并不是玫瑰，因为他只是假设它们是玫瑰。
Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop. 史密夫太太的鱼酱店。
My dame hath a lame tame crane. My dame hath a crane that is lame. 我太太有一只跛脚的驯鹤。我太太有一只跛脚的驯鹤
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely. 九位友善的夜班护士愉快地照料病人。
Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first I felt that felt hat's felt. 在我所触摸过的毡子中，我从未触摸过一块如此舒适的毡子，直至我试过这顶毡帽为止。
Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos. 油性皮肤的年老奥利替老爷的汽车入汽油。
Pacific Lithograph. 太平洋的平面印刷画。
Pick a partner and practice passing, for if you pass proficiently, perhaps you'll play professionally.
选择一位队员练习传球，如果你能熟练地传球，你或许会成为一位专业球员。
Plague-bearing prairie dogs. 感染瘟疫的草原犬鼠。
Please pay promptly. 请准时缴款。
Preshrunk silk shirts. 预先收缩了的丝质衬衣。
Quick kiss. Quicker kiss. 快快的吻，更快的吻。
Real weird rear wheels. 真正怪异的后轮胎。
Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry. 红的卡车、黄的卡车；红的卡车、黄的卡车。
Robin Redbreast's bad breath. 罗宾伟百斯的口气。
Ruby Rugby's brother bought and brought her back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers. 鲁比勒比的哥哥买了一些四轮婴儿手推车的胶保险杠回来给她。
Once upon a barren moor there dwelt a bear, also a boar. The bear could not bear the boar. The boar thought the bear a bore. At last the bear could bear no more of that boar that bored him on the moor, and so one morn he bored the boar - that boar will bore the bear no more.
从前，在一个贫瘠的荒野里住了一只熊和一只公野猪。熊忍不了公野猪，公野猪又觉得熊是一只令人讨厌的东西。最后，那只熊忍不了那只令牠沉闷极了的公野猪，因此，在一个早上，那只熊把公野猪闷透了- 自此以后，公野猪不再令熊沉闷了。
One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart. 一个醒目的家伙，自觉十分醒目。两个醒目的家伙，两个也觉得自己很醒目。三个醒目的家伙，三个都觉得自己很醒目。
One-One was a racehorse. Two-Two was one, too. When One-One won one race, Two-Two won one, too.
一一是一只赛马，二二也是一只赛马。当一一嬴了一场比赛，二二也嬴一场比赛。
Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks. 森姆的店子备有圆点短袜。
Sarah sitting in her sitting room, all she does is sits and shifts, all she does is sits and shifts. 萨拉坐在客厅里，她什么也没有干，只坐着、动着，坐着、动着。Say this sharply, say this sweetly, Say this shortly, say this softly. Say this sixteen times in succession.
用斥责的语气说出这句话，用甜蜜的声音说出这句话，用最短的时间说出这句话，用温柔的声音说出这句话。将上述那段说话连续说十六次。
Selfish shellfish. 自私的水生有壳动物。
She said she should sit. 她说她应坐下。
She sees cheese. 她看见乳酪。
She sells seashells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells. 她在海岸卖贝壳，她卖的贝壳是真正的贝壳。因此，若她在海岸上卖贝壳，我肯定她卖的是海岸贝壳。
She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter. 她用蓟筛筛蓟。
Sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack. Sheep should sleep in a shed. 羊儿不应住简棚，羊儿应住好羊棚。
Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers. 六位生病游客的避难所。
Shredded Swiss cheese. 瑞士碎芝士(乳酪)。
Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets. 害羞的雪莉说她将会织被单。
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed. 愚蠢的莎莉迅速地赶走七只笨小羊。莎莉赶走的七只笨小羊踌躇地走向南方，这些羊不应住在简棚，羊儿应住在羊棚。
Silly sheep weep and sleep. 愚蠢小羊哭累了便睡觉。
Six sharp smart sharks. 六条机灵的鲨鱼。
Six shimmering sharks' sharply striking shins. 六条闪亮鲨鱼吸引人的尖胫。Six short slow shepherds. 六位矮小、行动缓慢的牧羊人。
Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward. 六只湿滑的蜗牛慢慢地滑向海边。
Six sticky sucker sticks. 六条黏糊糊的吸盘棒。
Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers. 六艘一样的螺丝箝制钢造蒸气巡洋舰。Sly Sam slurps Sally's soup. 狡猾的森姆喝掉莎莉的汤。
So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
因此，她买了一些较优质的牛油，放进她的面糊里搅拌，面糊不苦了。这是贝蒂博他最好买些较优质的牛油的原因。
Strange strategic statistics. 奇怪的策略数据。
Susan shineth shoes and socks; socks and shoes shines Susan. She ceased shining shoes and socks, for shoes and socks shock Susan.
苏珊把鞋子和袜子擦亮，袜子和鞋子把苏珊照亮。她停止了将鞋子和袜子擦亮，
因为鞋子和袜子把苏珊吓坏了。
Swan swam over the sea, swim, swan swim! Swan swam back again well swum, swan!
天鹅游到海的另一边。游吧！天鹅游吧！天鹅游回来了！游得真好啊！天鹅！
Thank the other three brothers of their father's mother's brother's side. 谢谢舅公的另外三个兄弟。
The bleak breeze blights the bright blue blossom. 寒冷的微风把鲜蓝色的花丛吹得枯萎了！
The blue bluebird blinks. 那只蓝色的知更鸟眨着眼睛。
The cat catchers can't catch caught cats. 捉猫的人捉不到被捉住的猫。
The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver. 那只乌鸦口里含着一块生的肝脏飞到河的另一边。
The epitome of femininity. 女子气质的缩影。
The ochre ogre ogled the poker. 那只红褐色的吃人巨妖色迷迷地盯着拨火棒。The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick. 第六个患病的酋长的第六只羊患病了。The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders. 士兵们用肩膀顶着发射
装置。
The sun shines on shop signs. 阳光照落在商店的招牌上。
Unique New York. 独特的纽约。
Urgent detergent! 紧急的洗涤剂。
We surely shall see the sun shine soon. 我们必定快将看见阳光。
What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut? 表带店何时关门？
When does the wristwatch strap shop shut? Does the wristwatch strap shop shut soon? Which wristwatch straps are the Swiss wristwatch straps? 表带店何时关门？表带店是否即将关门？那些表带是瑞士制造的？
Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches? 那些手表是瑞士制造的呢？
While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water. 当我们走路时，我们看着清洁窗户的人用暖水清洗华盛顿的窗户。
Who washed Washington's white woollen underwear when Washington's washer woman went west? 华盛顿的清洁女工逝世后，谁人替他清洗白色的纯毛内裤？
Short english jokes
Q：What is black and white and red all over? (什么东西全身上下又黑又白又红？)
A：A newspaper.
[注释：red 和read的过去分词形式谐音，所以问题可以理解为“What is black and white and read all over?” （什么东西又黑又白，上上下下都可以读？）回答自然是报纸。
Q：What flowers does everybody have？（问：什么花每个人都有？）
A：Tulips.（答：郁金香。）
[注释：tulips在美语中的发音为two-lips(英语为tue-lips)。Two lips 即“双唇”，当然是每个人都有的。]
Q：Why do people move to Missouri?（问：人们为什么要搬去密苏里州？）0Y/v(y E9n.Z6_'G
A：Because misery loves company.（答：因为同病相怜的人可以让自己觉得不那么痛苦。）
[注释：“Misery loves company.”是一句成语，意思是看到别人痛苦，自己的痛苦就会相对好受些。Misery的发音和Missouri很接近，所以这句回答就像是“因为密苏里喜欢热闹”。
“敲门”笑话（knock-knock jokes）
这类笑话在两个人之间展开。一方为主动者，另一方为受动者。笑话通常只有五句，遵循固定的格式。主动者首先模拟敲门的动作，说一句：“Knock knock!”受动者会问：“是谁啊？”
主动者就报上自己的名字，为后面的笑话做好铺垫。受动者会接着问“哪个某某啊？”（意思是“我对你的名字没印象！”）主动者于是利用谐音来一句点睛的回答，完成整个笑话。比如：
A：Knock knock!（A：敲门敲门！）
B：Who’s ther e? (B：谁啊？) A：Atch here! (A：Atch。)
B：Atch who?( B：哪个Atch？)
A：Bless you!( A：保佑你！)
[注释：Atch who?听起来像打喷嚏。美国的习俗是：一个人打完喷嚏后，旁边的人要说一句“Bless you！”以示吉利。打喷嚏的人再回一句“Thank you!”表示感谢。]2j7g/c p m8? y
A：Knock knock!
B：Who’s there? B：Justin who?&f W']7Z z
A：Just in time for lunch! (刚好来得及吃晚饭！)
[注释：Just 和in连读的时候跟Justin谐音。]
A：Knock knock! B：Who’s there? A：Orange.B：Orange who?
A：Aren’t you going to open the door?(你到底开不开门啊？)
[注释：“Orange who?”和“Aren’t y ou？”的发音比较接近，所以最后一句看似莫名其妙的话其实衔接得很巧妙，而且隐含了“怎么还问个不停？”的意思。
脑残的定义：Your right head has nothing left and your left head has nothing right.
简单英语绕口令
八句简单英语绕口令 Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April. 安和安迪的结婚纪念日是在四月。 Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month. 伊丽莎白的生日是在这个月的第三个星期四。 I wish you were a fish in my dish. 我希望你是我盘子里的一条鱼。 If two witches watch two watches, which witch will watch which watch? 如果两个女巫看两块手表，那个女巫将看那一块呢？ A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood. 一个大黑虫咬了一个大黑熊，并且使那个大黑熊流血。 How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies. 如果一个好的厨师能做曲奇饼，那么一个好的厨师能做多少个呢？ I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where is the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?
英语绕口令大挑战
英语绕口令大挑战 英文绕口令即可以锻炼你的舌头，又能改善发音。小编为大家搜集 了一些经典绕口令，越到后面越难哦!敢挑战你的舌头吗?就来试试吧! Top 6 A blokes back bike brake block broke. 一个家伙的脚踏车后制动器坏了。 A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood. 大黑虫咬大黑熊，大黑熊流血了! Top 5 A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, Let us fly! Said the fly, Let us flee! So they flew through a flaw in the flue. 一只跳蚤和一只苍蝇飞进烟道里。跳蚤说：让我们飞吧!苍蝇 说：让我们逃跑吧!就这样，它们就飞越了烟道里的一条裂纹。 A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail. 一只老虎将领带系紧，清洁它的尾巴。 Top 4 A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together. 一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这 只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光。 A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake. 湖中一只雪白的天鹅快速地游动着去追赶一条慢慢游动的蛇。 Top 3
小学生最简单的50句英语绕口令之欧阳数创编
最简单的50句英语绕口令(1) writer named Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right. He said:" It is not right to write Wright as 'rite'－try to write Wright aright! 〔2〕Ann sent Andy ten hens and Andy sent Ann ten pens. （3〕Canners can can what they can can but can not can things can't be canned. 〔4〕Good cookies could be cooked by a good cook if a good cook could cook good cookies. 〔5〕Jenny and Jimmy went to Jamaica and Germany in January, but Joan and John went to Jordan and Japan in June and July. 〔6〕A cricket critically cricked at a critical cricket match, and so this cricket quitted the cricket match quickly. 〔7〕Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks. 〔8〕There are thirty thousand feathers on that thrush's throat. 〔9〕A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "let''s flee!" and the fly said to the flea"Let's fly!.Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue. 〔10〕Peter Piper picked a peck of picket prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate.
英语猜谜语大全及答案
1. what is the longest word in the world？ key:smile. 谜语解析：因为两个S隔了一里(mile) 2. what letter is an animal key --B(Bee) 哪个字母是一个动物答案：B 3. What letter stands for the ocean key:C(sea) 哪个字母坐落在海边答案：C(sea) 4. what letter is a question key:Y 哪个字母是一个问题英语谜语答案:Y(why) 5. what letter is your eye key:I 哪个字母是你的眼睛答案:I(eye) 6. what letter is a vegetable key:P 哪个字母是一种蔬菜答案:P(pea)豌豆 7. what stays hot even if put it in a fridge key：pepper 什么东西即使放到冰箱中也是热的答案：pepper(胡椒粉) 谜语解析：hot也有辣的意思 8. what fruit is never found singly key:pear 什么水果永远都不会是单数答案:pear(梨) 谜语解析:pear和pair(一双)读音相同 9. With which hand do you write key:neither,i use a pen! 你用哪只手写字呢谜语答案：都不用，我用笔 10. what man cannot live in a house？ 什么人不能住在房子里？
谜语答案：snowman（雪人） 11. What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers？ 什么东西永远不问问题但是却能得到很多答案？ 谜语答案：dictionary （字典） 12. What question can you never answer "Yes" to？ 什么问题你永远也不能回答"是" 谜语答案：Are you dead（你死了吗）Are you asleep(你睡着了吗) 13. You have it．You read it．There're some pictures in it？ 你拥有它，你可以阅读它，它有些图片在里面，它是什么？ 谜语答案：book（书） 14. A mouse has a large pocket． What is it？ 一种鼠有一个大袋子，它是什么？ 谜语答案：a kangaroo（袋鼠） 15. It has a head ，but no neck．It has a body，but no warmth．NO feet，but can travel？ 它有头，但没有脖子，有身体，但不温暖，没有脚，却能旅行。 谜语答案：a car（汽车） 16. What gets larger，the more you take away？ 什么东西你拿走越多，反而越大？ 谜语答案：Ahole.洞 17. What goes on four legs in the morning，on two at noon，and on three in the evening？ 什么走路开始用四条腿，后来用两条腿，最后用三条腿？
日语绕口令
日语绕口令 生麦、生米、生卵。 なまむぎなまごめなまたまご。 （生麦、生米、生鸡蛋。） 美容院、病院、御饼屋、玩具。 びよういん、びょういん、おもちや、おもちゃ。 （美容院、医院、糕饼店、玩具。） スモモも桃も桃のうち。 すもももももももものうち。 （桃子和李子都是桃科植物。） 隣の客はよく柿食う客だ。 となりのきゃくはよくかきくうきゃくだ。 （隔壁的客人是真爱吃柿子的客人。 ） 东京特许许可局。とうきょうとっきょきょかきょく。（东京专利批准局。）赤巻纸、青巻纸、黄巻纸。あかまきがみ、あおまきがみ、きまきがみ。（红卷纸、蓝卷纸、黄卷纸。）坊主が屏风に上手に坊主の絵をかいたぼうずがびょうぶにじょうずにぼうずのえをかいた。（小和尚在屏风上非常好地画了小和尚的画。）贵社の记者が汽车にて帰社す。きしゃのきしゃがきしゃにてきしゃす。（贵报社的记者乘火车回到报社。） NO1.東京特許許可局→とうきょうとっきょきょかきょく。（东京专利批准局） NO2.骨粗鬆症訴訟勝訴→こつそしょうしょうそしょうしょうそ（骨粗松症诉讼胜诉）NO3.この竹垣に竹立て掛けたのは、竹立て掛けたかったから、竹立て掛けた→このたけがきにたけたてかけたのはたけたてかけたかったからたけたてかけた（竹篱上面竹子倚因为竹篱竹子立所以竹子倚竹篱） NO4.抜きにくい釘、引き抜きにくい釘、釘抜きで抜く釘→ひきにくいくぎ、ぬきにくいくぎ、ひきぬきにくいくぎ（难拔的钉子，
难拔的钉子，用钳子拔了的钉子） NO5.新人歌手新春シャンソンショー→しんじんかしゅしんしゅんしゃんそんしょー（新人歌手新春民歌秀） NO6.赤蒲鉾、青蒲鉾、黄蒲鉾、茶蒲鉾→あかかまぼこ、あおかまぼこ、きかまぼこ、ちゃかまぼこ（红蒲鉾，蓝蒲鉾，黄蒲鉾，茶蒲鉾） NO7.引きにくい釘、抜きにくい釘、引き抜きにくい釘→ひきにくいくぎ、ぬきにくいくぎ、ひきぬきにくいくぎ（难拔的钉，难拔的钉，难拔的钉）NO8.赤巻紙青巻紙黄巻紙→あかまきがみ、あおまきがみ、きまきがみ（红卷纸、蓝卷纸、黄卷纸） NO9.カエルピョコピョコ三ピョコピョコ→カエルピョコピョコさんピョコピョコ（青蛙一只一只三只青蛙一只一只） NO10.バスガス爆発→バスガスばくはつ（公交瓦斯爆炸）庭には二羽、裏庭には二羽鶏がいますにわにはにわうらにわにはにわにわとりがいる院子里有两只、内院里有两只鸡。東良彦の羊皮紙の表紙の批評集ひがしよしひこようひしひょうしひひょうしゅう东良彦的羊皮纸书皮的批评集駒込の小鴎こまごめこがもめ驹入的小欧鸟（驹入：地名。）隣の客はよく柿食う客だとなりきゃくかきくきゃく旁边的客人是位常吃柿子的食客生米、生麦、生卵なまごめなまむぎなまたまご生米、生麦、生鸡蛋高崎の北に北高崎につきちゅうい） 16、魔術師魔術修業中（まじゅつしまじゅつしゅぎょうちゅう） 17、鈴木、すぐ都築に頭突き。次、都築、すぐ鈴木に頭突き。次に続く。鈴木：すずき都築：つづき頭突き：ずつき次：つぎ続く：つづく 18、光合成合成毒性化合物（こうごうせいごうせいどくせいかごうぶつ） 19、親ゴルバチョフ子ゴルバチョフ孫ゴルバチョフ 20、放射線照射装置照射責任者（ほうしゃせんしょうしゃそうちしょうしゃせきにんしゃ）早口言葉赤パジャマ黄パジャマ茶パジャマ（あかぱじゃまあおぱじゃまきぱじゃま）となりの客はよく柿食う客だ（となりのきゃくはよくかきくうきゃくだ）特許許可する東京特許許可局（とっきょきょかするとうきょうとっきょきょかきょく）書写山の社僧じょうこの竹垣に竹立てかけたのは竹立てかけたかったから竹立てかけたのです生麦生米生卵（なまむぎなまごめなまたまご）坊主が屏風に上手に坊主の絵を書いた（ぼうずがびょうぶにじょうずにえをかいた）すももも桃も桃のうち (すもももももももものうち）赤巻紙青巻紙黄巻紙（あかまきがみあおまきがみきまきがみ）瓜売りが瓜売りに出て瓜売りれず売り売りかえる瓜売りの声（うりうりがうりうりにでてうりうりれずうりうりがえるうりうりのこえ）お綾や、母親にお謝りなさい（おあややははおやにおあやまりなさい。）武具馬具、武具馬具、三武具馬具、あわせて武具馬具、六武具馬具（ぶぐばぐ、ぶぐばぐ、みぶぐばぐ、あわせてぶぐばぐ、むぶぐばぐ）農商務省特許局（のうしょうむしょうとっきょきょく）日本銀行国庫局（にほんぎんこうこっこきょく）専売特許許可局（せんばいとっきょきょかきょく）蛙ぴょこぴょこ三ぴょこぴょこ合わせてぴょこぴょこ六ぴょこぴょこ（かえるぴょこぴょこみぴょこぴょこあわせてぴょこぴょこむぴょこぴょこ）バスガス爆発（ばすがすばくはつ）少女シャンソン歌手新春シャンソンショウ（しょうじょしゃんそんかしゅしんしゅんしゃんそんしょう）右目右耳右耳右目（みぎめみぎみみみぎみみみぎめ）お綾や親にお謝り、お綾や八百屋にお謝りとお言い（おあややおやにおあやまり、おあやややおやにおあやまりとおいい） [编集] 日本语の早口言叶 バスガス爆発（ばすがすばくはつ） 赤巻纸青巻纸黄巻纸（あかまきがみあおまきがみきまきがみ）
15个简单的英语绕口令
15个简单的英语绕口令 1. Canners can can what they can can but can not can things can’t be canned. 2. Bill’s big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks. 3.Please, Paul, pause for applause. 4.“Shall I show you the shop for shoes and shirts?” Shirley said to shelly. 5.Do you agree, if you are free to come to tea with me by the sea? 6.Paul called from the hall that he had slipped on the floor and couldn’t get to the door. 7.I'd buy my ties before the price begins to rise. 8.A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly swimming snake in a lake. 9.It is a fine thing to sing in Spring, I think. 10.Famine and failure faced the frightened farmer. 11.I am amazed it is a craze these days to dance to music of Jazz. 12.In winter the weather in Wales is wild. 13.I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 14.Mike likes to write by the nice bright light at night.
英语绕口令谜语笑话
E n g l i s h R i d d l e s 1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors? A mushroom.(蘑菇) 2. What is smaller than an insect's mouth? Anything it eats. 3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears? Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜) 4. What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three? A secret. 5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time? A photographer. 6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat? A kitten.(小猫) 7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours? Day breaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't break. 8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth? An echo.(回声) 9. What do you know about the kings of France? They are all dead. 10. What question can you never answer 'yes" to" Are you asleep? 11. Why do some old people never use glasses? They must prefer bottles to glasses. 12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house? Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results." 13. What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office. 14. What do workers do in a clock factory? They make faces all day. 15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away? Sixty. 16. When do you go as fast as a racing car? When you are in it. 17. How many sides does a house have? Two - inside and outside. 18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers? A doorbell.
日语绕口令
蛙ぴょこぴょこ三ぴょこぴょこ、合わせてぴょこぴょこ六ぴょこぴょこ。（かえるぴょこぴょこみぴょこぴょこあわせてぴょこぴょこむぴょこぴょこ。） 青蛙跳啊跳啊跳三跳，一起來跳啊跳啊跳六跳。 あかパジャマ、きパジャマ、あおパジャマ。 （あかぱじゃま、きぱじゃま、あおぱじゃま。） 红色睡衣，黄色睡衣，蓝色睡衣。 生麦、生米、生卵。 （なまむぎなまごめなまたまご。） 生麦、生米、生鸡蛋。 スモモも桃も桃のうち。 （すもももももももものうち。） 桃子和李子都是桃科植物。 おやおや、八百屋の親が芋屋の親か。 （おやおや、やおやのおやがいもやのおやか。） 哎呀哎呀，那个买菜的父母是那个卖芋头的父母吗？ 桜咲く桜の山の桜花、咲く桜あり散る桜あり。
（さくらさくさくらのやまのさくらはな、さくさくらありちるさくらあり。） 开着樱花的樱花山上的樱花里面，有绽放的也有凋谢的。 引きにくい釘、抜きにくい釘、引き抜きにくい釘。 （引きにくい釘、ぬきにくいくぎ、ひきぬきにくいくぎ。） 难钉的钉子，难拔的钉子，难钉又难拔的钉子。 魔術師魔術修業中。 （まじゅつしまじゅつしゅぎょうちゅう。） 青巻紙赤巻紙黄巻紙。 （あおまきがみ、あかまきがみ、きまきがみ。） 春节作文 写春节作文前，我们可以先回忆下过春节是我们参加过的活动，如贴倒福、分压岁钱、吃饺子、掸扬尘、贴年画、贴剪纸、放鞭炮、守岁、给压岁钱、挂千千结、贴春联等，然后挑一个我们印象深刻的上网查些资料，可以到百度搜春节的八个习俗，春节的由来与传说等，也可以上作文网作文素材频道找到相关资料再进行介绍。 作文题目可以自拟，如欢度春节，春节游文庙，除夕之夜，美丽的春节，春节花会 开头部分：大致介绍一下春节，及春节的一些习俗，点明你所要介绍的习俗。（略写） 第二部分：介绍这一习俗的来历、象征意义等，像剪纸、年画、千千结等还可以写写这些物品的种类、样子等。（详细）
简单的英语绕口令集锦
简单的英语绕口令集锦 1. A big black bear sat on a big black bug 2. A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood 3. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose! 4. A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule 5. A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more! 6. Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April 7. Bake big batches of bitter brown bread 8. Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood 9. Black background, brown background 10. Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke 11. Blue glue gun, green glue gun 12. Caution： Wide Right Turns 13. Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs 14. Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree 15. Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month
英语绕口令大全【中英文对照】
英语绕口令大全【中英文对照】 导语：绕口令是汉族民间语言游戏，将声母、韵母或声调极易混同的字，组成反覆、重叠、绕口、拗口的句子，要求一口气急速念出。绕口令又称急口令、吃口令、拗口令等。下面是###小编为大家整理的绕口令，欢迎阅读参考！！！ 1、 upper roller lower roller. 上面的滚轴，下面的滚轴。 2、 i saw a saw that could not saw any other saw i ever saw. 我见到一把锯，这把锯不能锯我曾看到的其他锯。 3、the sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick. 第六个生病的酋长是第六个信徒的病人。 4、 a good cook could cook as many cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies. 一位好的厨师能够做出和能做饼干的好厨师一样多的饼干。 5、 black bug bit a big black bear. but where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit? 黑虫子咬了一只大黑熊。可大黑虫子咬的那只大黑熊在哪儿呢? 6、 a big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back. 一只大黑虫子咬了小甲虫，而小甲虫又反嘴咬了那只大黑虫子。 7、i’m not the fig plucker,but the fig plucker’s son. but i’ll pluck figs until the fig plucker comes.
简短的英语绕口令大全
简短的英语绕口令大全 1、whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not. whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot. we'll weather the weather whether we like it or not. 无论是晴天或是阴天;无论是冷或是暖;不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风雨。 2、i scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream! 我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋! 3、there is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight. for a bright night light is just like a slight light. 像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱。 4、how much dew would a dewdrop drop if a dewdrop could drop dew? 如果一颗露珠会掉下露水，那么一颗露珠会掉下多少露水呢？ 5、the driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch. 这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。 6、sandy sniffed sweet smelling sunflower seeds while sitting beside a swift stream. 桑迪坐在湍急的小溪边尽情地品味着葵花子的香味。
英语绕口令带翻译七篇
英语绕口令带翻译七篇 That black lad was very sad because his dad had died in a bad accident in the factory 那位黑人少年极为忧伤，因为他父亲 在工厂的一起严重意外事故中丧生了。 I know You know I know that you know I know that you know that I know 我知道。你知道。我知道你是知道的。我知道你知道我所知道的。 Bill was beating a big beast with his fist and his big fist was badly bitten by the big beast at last 比尔用她的大拳头打了一只巨兽，结果他的大拳头被巨兽咬伤了。 A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together 一个快活的农民养着一只快活的山鸡，这个农民和山鸡在一起过得很愉快。 Ann sent Andy ten hens and Andy sent Ann ten pens 安给安迪十只母鸡，安迪给安送了十只钢笔。 Mike likes to write by the nice bright light at night 迈克夜里喜欢在很明亮的灯光下写东西。 Give the tin to Jim, he is nimble and thin 把铁皮桶给吉姆，他又机敏又消瘦。 Dad is glad that Mr Black is back with a big bag on his back 爸爸很高兴，布莱克先生回来了，他背上背着一个大袋子。 Look! What a lot of clocks and watches in Bob’s shop 瞧!鲍勃的店里的钟和表真很多。
简单的英语绕口令(中英文)
简单的英语绕口令（中英文） 1、A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits. 一盒饼干，一炉杂饼干。 2、Never trouble about trouble,until troubles troubles you. 从不自找麻烦,直到麻烦来麻烦你。 3、bloke's back bike brake block broke. 一个家伙的脚踏车后制动器坏了。 4、Knife and a fork, bottle and a cork, that is the way you spell New York. 刀子和叉子，瓶子和木塞，这是你拼写纽约的方法。 5、If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing. 若你看到这张告示，你会发现这张告示是不直得留意的。 6、I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. 我思考一个问题。不过，我所思考的问题并不是我认为自己正在思考的问题。 7、A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail. 一只老虎将领带系紧，清洁它的尾巴。 8、Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup. 莉莉替小历蒂盛小扁豆汤。
9、A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood. 大黑虫咬大黑熊，大黑熊流血了! 10、Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup. 给爸爸一杯用铜制咖啡杯盛着的正统咖啡。 11、How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 假如一只美洲旱獭能够扔掉木头，它可扔掉多少木头呢?它会扔掉，它会，尽全力把木头扔掉。假如一只美洲旱獭能够扔掉木头，它会尽 全力扔掉一只美洲旱獭能扔的木头。 12、Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread. 弗雷德喂特德吃面包，特德喂弗雷德吃面包。 13、Flee from fog to fight flu fast. 避开浓雾，感冒会快点痊愈。 14、Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar. 格蒂的曾祖母被格蒂的文法吓呆了。 15、I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau. 我看见埃素吻凯特。我看见埃素，埃素看见我，而凯特也看见我 看见埃素。
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英文猜谜语及答案 猜谜语不仅有趣，还可以开发智力，下面是小编整理的英文猜谜语及答案，大家快来猜一猜吧！ 1.what is pronounced like one letter,written with three letters,and belongs to all animals? key:eye 什么东西读起来像是一个字母，写起来是三个字母，并且所有动画都有它呢？答案：eye(眼睛) 2. what bird lifts heavy things? key:crane 什么鸟可以举起来很重的东西？答案：crane(鹤，另外一个意思是举重机) 3. what always goes up and never goes down? key:your age 什么东西永远只升不降答案：你的年龄 4.what will you break once you say it? key:silence 什么东西你说出来就打破了它? 答案：缄默 5.why is the libray the highest building? key:it has the most stories? 为什么图书馆是最高的建筑？答案：因为它有所有的楼层(story有两层意思，一个是故事，一个是楼层) 6. what do every couple have in common? key: they're married on the same day 每一对夫妻都有的共同点是什么? 答案:他们都在同一天结婚
7.what word is pronounced wrong,even by the best of scholars? key:wrong 哪个单词即便是最好的学者来念都念错? 答案：wrong(错) 8. what animal is taller sitting down than standing up? key:Ａ dog 什么动物坐着比站着高? 答案：狗 9. what is black when it's clean and white when it's dirty? key:a blackboard 什么东西干净的时候是黑色的，脏的时候是白色的。答案：黑板 10.what 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away? key:sixth 哪个五个字母的单词当你去掉两个单词后还剩6个?答案：sixth，去掉后是six. 11. Ａ big Ｉndian and a little Ｉndian are walking down the street ,the little Ｉndian is the son of the big Ｉndian ,but the big Ｉndian is not the father of the little Ｉndian ,how is this possible? key：the big Ｉndian is the mother of the little Ｉndian 这个英语很简单，就不带翻译了，看不懂的话，英语要再努力了。 12.Ｗhat has four eyes but cannot see?什么有四个眼睛，但是看不见？
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