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幽默英语笑话情景对话
经典对话一：
有一天，俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料。他选好一样东西，俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看。当然俺有点不好意思了，而且俺还会句英语。
于是，俺就对他说：
“I am sorry”。
“I am sorry，too” 外国人回答。
“I am sorry three” 我道。
“What are you sorry for?” 外国人问。
“I am sorry five” 我说……
经典对话二：
男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）
女：Actually I''d rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。）
经典对话三：
男：this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧？）
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）
经典对话四：
男：Haven't I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）
女：Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）
经典对话五：
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）
女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼。）
男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）
女：Why? Don't you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）
经典对话六：
男：I''m a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）女：I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）
经典对话七：
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。）
女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）
经典对话八：
1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."
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2.A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" Little Johnny then stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" 一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来？”她一开始就说。 小约翰尼站了起来。
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》 人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。 农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here. [农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
英语短笑话
I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! " 我刚咬破自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。 “是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？” “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。” Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind of bird?" my sister asked. "I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child. "Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her . "Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. " .鸟窝与头发 我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外的树上垒了个窝。 “是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。 “我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。 “那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。 “哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。” Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then.
英语短剧(三人)搞笑
改编自《两小儿辩日》 (J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger) 独白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter. P:Nice to see you,Jack.It`s a good day ,isn`t it? J:Yeah,I like sunny days. P:Look,what`s this? J:Oh,it`s our luck day.It`s 100 dollar. P:Yes, it is.So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so… P:No ,I don`t think so.I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money. J:Look at that person.Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us. P:I agree. J:Hello,could you please do us a favour? S:Ofcourse.What`t up? J:Here is the thing,…… S:Isee.It`s really a hard question.Let me think.en…OK,I get an idea.Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think?
高中英语幽默笑话故事五篇
高中英语幽默笑话故事五篇 有时候阅读一些幽默搞笑的英语故事，除了能让人产生兴趣更能提高英语阅读水平。以下是小编给大家整理的关于高中英语幽默笑话故事，希望可以帮到大家 关于高中英语幽默笑话故事 the wolf and the fox wanted to eat the rabbit, but it wasn't easy to catch him. one day the wolf said to the fox, "you go home and lie in bed. i'll tell the rabbit that you are dead. when he comes to look at you, you can jump up and catch him." that's a good idea," said the fox. he went home at once. the wolf went to the rabbit's house and knocked at the door. "who is it?" asked the rabbit. "it's the wolf. i've come to tell you that the fox is dead." then the wolf went away. the rabbit went to the fox's house. he looked in through the window and saw the fox lying in bed with his eyes closed. he thought, "is the fox really dead or is he pretending to be dead? if he's not dead, he'll catch me when i go near him." so he said, "the wolf says that the fox is dead. but he doesn't look like a dead fox. the mouth of a dead fox is always open." when the fox heard this, he thought, "i'll show him that i'm dead." so he opened his mouth. the rabbit knew that the fox wasn't dead, and he ran as quickly as he could. 狼和狐狸想要吃掉兔子，但是这只兔子太难抓到了。 一天，狼对狐狸说：“你回家假装躺在床上。我去告诉兔子你已经死了。当他来看你的时候，你就可以跳起来抓住他了。”“真是个好主意!”狐狸说。 于是他立刻回到家。狼去兔子的房前敲了敲门，“是谁啊?”兔子问道。“狼，我是来告诉你狐狸已经死了。”说完狼就走开了。
英文短剧剧本
英文短剧剧本 Sleeping beauty Scene one 旁白：Long long ago, there was a king and a beautiful queen. They hoped to have a child and finally their dream came true. A daughter was born and they called her Aurora. The people in this country were very happy, they held a party for there lovely princess. (Music, people are dancing.) 旁白：the king and the queen are coming. (All the people stop and salute行礼) King: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending the party. We are gathering here for the born of the princess Aurora. Aurora is my princess, also yours. All: yehh! Queen: Oh, look! Who are coming? (Three fairies appear and salute) Fay: Each of us is coming to give the little child a single gift. Flora: I’m Flora, my gift is beauty. Fauna: I give you sweet voice. Fay: lovely princess, my gift is … (There comes the scream, Carlin appear) Fauna: Wo, it’s Carlin. Why does she come here? Carlin:(screams) Oh, so many people, and…(looks at the three fairies) there is no invitation for me. I am very angry! Queen: I am so sorry for our mistake. I hope you won’t mind. Flora: You won't want it! Carlin(screams): Won't? Hahaha… Never mind, just a big surprise for your lovely princess. When she is 16, she will be stung by a rose and die, hahaha… Queen: Oh, no. King: Seize her. Carlin: stand still, (all the people stand still) you fools (screams and disappears.) (All the people are very worry, they talk to each other to find a way. The queen is crying.) King: Cut down all the roses! All: Cut down! Cut down! Fay: Don’t despair. Here is my gift. Although Carlin’s power is very strong. I will try my best. Aurora won’t die, she will just sleep while stinging by a rose. And when she gets a kiss from her lover, she will wake up.
英语三人短剧--搞笑(1)
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了 服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！ A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot! 一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。 “你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！” “什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？” A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again? 服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。 第一个顾客：我要茶 第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！ 服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？ B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen? A:I'll have tea. C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean! (Waiter exits returns) B:(Waiter:) Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? 创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。 服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？ 看起来象是在仰泳， A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir... 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em. 服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！ 不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! C:No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak. 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! B:Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one. 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。 A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup! C:Its OK Sir there's no extra charge! 服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！ 对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。 A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!