超短英语小笑话

超短英语小笑话?
1.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
?龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠生儿会打洞
2.American Chinese not enough
?美中不足
3.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
?车祸现场，一辆车开过来，另一辆车开过去，两辆车相撞，造成人员伤亡
4.heart flower angry open
?心花怒放
5.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
?要钱没有，要命一条
6．I call Li old big. This year……
?我叫李老猪,今年……
7．you have two down son。
?你真有两下子?
8 people mountain people sea！
人山人海。
9 If you no three no four，I give you some colour see see.
再不三不四的，给你点颜色看看。
10 Don't he mother's tiger me
不要他妈的吓唬我！