老友记第一季 17中英文字幕

第十七集

-Really? -Yeah. -真的? -对

Oh,that is so sweet! 你真好

Gosh,love you. Okay,insurance? 我爱你.保险?

Oh,yeah,check it. Definitely gonna want some of that! 哦,打勾,我当然需要保险

-You don't have insurance? -How much will this cost? -你没有保险? -要多少钱?

X-rays alone could be $200! 单是X光就可能得要好两百元

-What are we gonna do? -There's not much we can do. -我们该怎么办? -没有太多办法可想Unless I use yours. 除非我用你的

-No,no,no. -Now wait a second. -不,不,不-等等

Who did I just put as my emergency person? 我的紧急连络人是谁?

That's insurance fraud. 这是保险欺诈

All right then,forget it. Might as well just go home. 好吧.算了.我回家

-Okay,come here. I hate this. -Thank you. I love you. -好吧,回来,我真讨厌这样做-谢谢?我爱你

Hi. I'm gonna need a new set of these forms. 我需要新表格

-Why? -I am really an idiot. -为什么? -我真是个笨蛋

I was filling out her form... 我替我朋友填资料时

...and instead of putting her information I put mine. 填的不是她的资料而是我的

You are an idiot. 你真是个笨蛋

Yep,that's me. I am that stupid. 没错?这就是我.我就是那么笨

I had a dream. I was playing football with my kid. 我梦见我和我儿子在玩橄榄球

-That's nice. -No,no. With him. -真温馨-不?他是球

I'm on this field, and they hike me the baby. 我在球场上,他们叫我以儿子做裆下开球

I've gotta do something. The Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me! 我得做点什么,坦帕湾队的防守球员逐渐逼近

-Tampa Bay's got a terrible team. -Right,but... -坦帕湾队烂得可怕-没错?

...it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinking they can take us. 但只有我和我儿子.我想我们死定了

And so I just heave it downfield! 所以我只好传球

-What are you,crazy? That's a baby! -He should take the sack? -什么?你疯啦?他是你儿子-他该擒抱?

Anyway,suddenly I'm downfield. 总之,突然我又到了前场

And I realize I'm the one who's supposed to catch him. 我发现该接球的人是我

I know I'm not gonna get there in time. 但我绝对来不及

So I am running and running. That is when I woke up. 于是我跑啊跑,然后就惊醒了

See? I am so not ready to be a father. 看?我还没准备好当爸爸

You're gonna be fine. 你没问题的

You're one of the most caring, responsible men in North America. 你是全美最细心,最有责任感的男人

You're gonna make a great dad. 你将来一定是个好爸爸的

Yeah,you and the baby just need better blocking. 没错?你和你儿子,只是需要更好的阻挡Have you ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it expensive? 你们去过彩虹厅吗?真有那么贵? Well,only if you order stuff. 当然,只有你去才会贵

I'm taking Ursula tonight. It's her birthday. 我今晚要带乌苏拉去,今天是她生日

-What about Phoebe's birthday? -When's that? -菲比的生日该怎么办? -什么时候?

-Tonight. -What are the odds of that happening? -今晚-怎么会有这么巧的事情发生呢?

You take your time. 慢慢想吧

There it is! 原来是这样啊!

-What'll you do? -What can I do? -你打算怎么办? -我能怎么办?

I don't wanna screw it up with Ursula. 我不想让乌苏拉不开心

And your friend? 你的朋友菲比呢?

If she's my friend,she'll understand. Wouldn't you? 如果她是我朋友希望她能谅解. 你们能谅解吗?

If you tried that on my birthday... 我生日时如果你敢这样做

...you'd be staring at the end of a hissy fit. 我就和你没完没了

Saffron makes all the difference. 加上少量蕃红花,就能使情况完全改观

-Okay. Monica? -Yes. -摩妮卡? -是…

-Yes,she is. -Hi,this is my friend Rachel. -是…她-她是我朋友瑞秋

-Hi,I'm Dr. Mitchell. -And I'm Dr. Rosen. -瑞秋?我是米契尔大夫-我是罗森大夫

I'm okay here. 我在这没问题

Actually,that's all right. You can take your break. 好吧,就这样.你可以休息一下

No,this is why I became a doctor. Ankles and stuff like that. 不了,这就是我为什么做了一声. 脚踝之类是我得专长啊

-Aren't you too cute to be a doctor? -Excuse me? -你当医生是否太帅了一点? -抱歉?

God,young,young. I meant young. Young to be a doctor. Good,Rach. 天哪,年轻,我是指年轻你当医生稍嫌年轻了点,说得好,瑞秋

-Thank you. -Right. -谢谢-好的

He said it was just a sprain. 他说这只是扭伤

-You left out the stupid part. -It's not stupid. -你忘了说我们做的蠢事-才不蠢呢

The cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow,and I said yes. 这位两位帅哥大夫约我们明晚出去, 我答应了

I think it's insane. They work for the hospital. 你根本就是疯了,他们在医院工作

It's like returning to the scene of the crime. 我们这样不是回到犯罪现场?

-I say we blow off the dates. -What? They are cute. -还是取消约会吧-什么?他们可是大帅哥They are doctors. Cute doctors. Doctors who are cute. 而且还是医生.帅哥医生?很帅的医生

All right,what have we learned so far? 目前为止我们学习到什么?

Oh,God. Okay. 天啊

Surprise! 惊喜

What are you doing? You scared the crap out of me! 你们在干什么?把我吓死了!

-Was that the cake? -Yeah. I got a lemon schmoosh. -那是蛋糕吗? -对?柠檬口味

Come on. She'll be here any minute. 快?她随时会到

Hope it's okay. 希望蛋糕没事

"Happy Birthday Peehee." “生日快乐?菲…”

Maybe we can make a "B" out of a rose. 或许我们可以用玫瑰当“比”

We'll just use our special cake tools. 对?用我们的特殊蛋糕工具

-What's going on? -We just -什么事? -我们只是

Surprise! 惊喜!

This is so great! Oh,my God! This was not at all scary. 你们真是太好了,一点都不吓人

Look! "Happy Birthday Peehee." 看哪!“生日快乐,菲”

What a strange new nickname. I like it! Oh,my God! 好奇怪得昵称啊.我好喜欢,哦上帝!

Hi,everybody. Hi,Betty! Betty,hi! 各位?贝蒂!贝蒂!

You found Betty! Oh,my gosh! This is so great. 你找到贝蒂?太好了

Everybody I love is in the same room. Where's Joey? 我爱的大家都同在一起,乔伊在哪儿?

Did you see Betty? 你看见贝蒂没?

I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried tomato business. 蕃茄干事业真好赚

Five years ago,if somebody had said, "A tomato that's like a prune"... 五年前如果有人说我的蕃茄像李子

... I'd have said,"Get out!" 我就叫他滚出我的办公室

Dad,before I was born, did you freak out? 爸?我出生前你会紧张吗?

I'm not freaking out! I'm saying, if someone had come to me 我不紧张,我是说如果有人对我说…

Dad,I'm talking about the whole baby thing. 爸?我在谈小孩的事

Did you ever get this sort of... 你是否曾因为

... panicky,"Oh,my God, I'm gonna be a father" thing? 将成为父亲而紧张?

No. We just had kids back then. 不会.我们只是要回收种子

We didn't think about it. What else could the sun dry,I wonder? 我们根本就不想这些. 我在想除了晒干还能怎么办?

Dad,come on. IKids. 老爸,不要这样,我们在说孩子

Look,your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business. 都是你妈在处理,我忙着事业

I wasn't around that much. Is that what this is about? 经常不在家,你找我来是为了这个?

No,I was just wondering. 不是?我只是有点迷惑

We can make up for that. We can do stuff together. 因为我们有时间弥补我们可以一起做某些事

You always wanted to go to Colonial Williamsburg. Let's do that. 你一直想去威廉斯堡,想去吗? Thanks,Dad,really. You know,I just.... 谢了,爸.我只是

I just needed to know... 我只是想知道

...when did you start to feel like a father? 你何时感觉自己像个父亲

Well,I guess it must've been the day after you were born. 应该是你出生那一天

We were in the hospital room, your mom was asleep... 我们在病房,你妈在睡觉

...and they brought you in and gave you to me. 他们把你交给我

You were this ugly little red thing. 你当时又丑又红又小

All of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your fist... 你突然用拳头紧抓住我的手指

...and you squeezed it so tight. 紧紧捏住我的手指

And that's when I knew. 那时候我才感觉到

So you don't wanna go to Williamsburg? 你不想去威廉斯堡?

We can go to Williamsburg. 我们可以去阿

Eat your fish. 吃鱼吧

-Rachel,the cute doctors are here! -Okay,coming. -瑞秋?帅哥医生来了! -来了

-Hi,come on in. -Hi,Jeffrey. -请进-你好,麦可.杰佛瑞

We brought wine. 我们带了一瓶酒

Look. It's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine. 这是来自恩尼斯及托夫波尼酒窖

-How could we resist? -That's great! -我们怎么能够拒绝呢? -太好了!

-Monica,how's the ankle? -It's.... -摩妮卡,脚踝如何? -它啊

Why don't you tell them? After all,it is your ankle. 你何不告诉他们,这可是你的脚踝

It's feeling a lot better. Thank you. 感觉好多了,谢谢

Why don't you guys sit down, and we'll get you some glasses? 你们请坐我去拿杯子

Okay. Stat! 快坐好

Why don't we just tell them who we really are? It'll be fine. 我们何不表明我们的身份绝对不会有事的

-We'll get in trouble. -Would you stop being such a wuss? -我们会惹上大麻烦-摩妮卡,别那么不争气

A wuss? Excuse me for living in the real world. 不争气?抱歉,我生在真实的世界之中

-So? -So they still seem normal. 所以呢?她们似乎很正常

Because they are. 但你得承认

When we go out with women from the hospital 每次我们和女病患约会都…

Relax. Take a look around. There are no pagan altars. 别紧张,看看四周.没有异教徒的神坛

No piles of bones in the corners. They're fine. Go like this: 角落没有成堆的骨头, 她们没事的,这个…

We're not going to do it. Sometimes you can be such a baby! 我们绝不能这么做,有时你真的很幼稚

-I am not a baby. -Be serious. Every time -我才不幼稚-严格来说,每次都是

-You act like a princess. -You know what? -你娇生惯养…-你知道吗?

Every day you are becoming more and more like your mother. Excuse me. 你愈来愈像你妈了Here we go. 来

Great place. How long have you lived here? 这房子好漂亮,住在这儿多久了?

I've been here about six years. 谢谢,我住在这儿六年了

And Rachel moved in a few months ago. 瑞秋几个月从才搬来

See,I was supposed to get married, but I left the guy at the altar. 对,我本来应该结婚的但我在圣堂前离开了新郎

-Really? -Yeah. -真的? -是的

Yeah,I know it's pretty selfish, but hey,that's me! 对,我知道我很自私但我就是这种人

-Try the hummus. -Monica,what do you do? -试试这个鹰嘴豆沙-摩妮卡,你从事什么工作?

I am a chef at a restaurant uptown. 我在上城区一家餐厅的总厨师

-Good for you. -Yeah,it is. -真有你的-没错

Mostly because I get to boss people around,which I just love to do. 因为我喜欢指使别人

-This hummus is great. -God bless the chickpea. -这个鹰嘴豆沙不错. -上帝保佑鹰嘴豆

Oh,God! I am so spoiled! 我真是被宠坏了

That's it. 就这样了

I shoplift. 我偷东西

You had no idea that lipstick was in your pocket. 你绝对想不到唇膏在我的口袋中

Did I tell you that I think I'm so much cuter than I am? 我告诉过你们我比原来可爱多了吗?

And have I mentioned that back in high school I was a cow? 对了,我有提过,我在高中是条肥猪?

I used to wet my bed. 我常尿床

I use my breasts to get people's attention. 我以胸部吸引别人的注意

We both do that! 我们都一样

Monica and Rachel's apartment. 摩妮卡与瑞秋的公寓

Just one second. Rachel,it's your dad. 等等,瑞秋,是你爸

Hi,Dad. No,no,it's me. 爸?不,是我

Listen,Dad,I can't talk right now. 听我说,老爸,我现在没空

But there's something.... 但有些

There's something I've been meaning to tell you. 有些话我一直想告诉你

-Excuse me. -Remember back in freshman year? 失陪一下,记得我大一时吗?

Well,Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed. 我和比利在你床上做爱

Daddy. 爸

Why? Why would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? 为什么?我干嘛和比利上床?

His father tried to put you out of business! You are dead! 他爸想害你倒闭!你死定了!

Hey,Rachel? Are these your condoms? 嗨,瑞秋?这是你的保险套吗?

Oh,no,that was just Monica. She's drunk again. 哦,不,那是摩尼卡.她又喝醉了

I don't think "scrunchy" is a word. 我不记得“scrunchy”是一个词

Why not,if "crunchy" is a word? 为什么不是,“嘎吱嘎吱”都是一个词呢?

Then I'm using that same argument for "fligament." 那这么说“fligament”也是词了啊

-Ross,he's got the remote again. -Good. -罗斯,他又在玩遥控器了-好的

Maybe he can switch it back. 或许他能将功能变回来

Maybe not. 或许不会

Okay,Daddy? That's the other line. ok, 爸爸?那是另一条线

Okay,no,not even in my bedroom. 没有,没有,也没有在我的卧室里过

Okay. Okay. Bye-bye. ok.ok. 再见

Hello? 你好?

Hold on a second. Let me check and see if she's here. 等等,我看看她在不在

It's the woman from the hospital. There's a problem. 医院那个女人打来的,她说表格有问题

-What do we do? -Just find out what they want. -我们该怎么办? -你去问他们想干什么Okay. No,you do it. 不,你问

Hello. This is Monica. Yeah? 我是摩妮卡,是的?

Oh,okay. Yes,we'll be right down. Thank you. 好,我们马上去,谢谢

We forgot to sign one of the admissions forms. 什么事?我们忘了签名

You were right. This was just not worth it. Let me just change. 你说得对,不值得这么做.我们改回来

-"Garge"? -Nautical term. -“Garge”? -航海时间

-Cheating man. -Okay. -作弊男-好吧

-She still didn't call? -No. -她还没有打电话-没有

Trouble? 有心事?

Your sister stood me up. 你妹放我鸽子

Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you? 被人放鸽子的滋味不好受吧

-What is that? -"Tushy." -这是什么? -“Tushy.”

-Did you try calling her? -For two days. -你有打电话给她吗? -我连打了两天

At the restaurant they said she was busy. 打给餐厅时他们说她太忙

I can't believe she's blowing me off! 我不敢相信她想甩掉我

-We had the two chef salads. -And how were they? -我们吃了两份主沙拉-我们还能怎样?

No,we haven't had them yet. We're still hoping to have them. 不,我们还没有吃.我们只是希望吃那个

Okay. 好吧

-You got a minute? -Yeah,I'm just working. -有空吗? -有,我只是在工作

So. 那…

-I got you a birthday present. -Wow,you remembered. -我为你买了生日礼物-呜,你记得

-It's a Judy Jetson thermos. -Like the kind you -是个茱蒂杰森热水壶-对,像你…

Right. Oh,I got something for you too. 对,我也有东西送你

-How'd you know I was coming? -Yeah,twin thing. -你怎知道我会来? -我们是双胞胎嘛

I can't believe you did this. 我不敢相信你会这么做

I can't believe you did this. 我不敢相信你会这么做

So,what's the deal with you and Joey? 你和乔伊之间呢?

Oh,right. He is so great. But that's over. 他人很好,但我们结束了

-Does he know? -Who? -他知道吗? -谁?

Joey. You know, he's really nutsy about you. 乔伊.他对你着迷不已

-He is? Why? -You got me. -是吗?为什么? -你可把我问倒了

Right. Excuse me,doesn't this come with a side salad? 没错.抱歉,这道菜不是有沙拉吗?

So are you gonna call him? 你会打电话给他吗?

-You think he likes me? -No. Joey. -你认为他喜欢我? -不,是乔伊

Oh! No,he is so smart. He'll figure it out. 不,他很聪明,他会了解的

Do you want some chicken? 想吃鸡肉?

No. No food with a face. 不.有脸的食物不吃,记得吗?

-You have not changed. -Yeah,you too. -你还是没变-你也一样

Thanks. Excuse me? My side salad? 谢谢.抱歉?我的沙拉在哪?

Service here is horrible. Now I know what people mean. 这里的服务很差.现在我明白为什么了Hi! Remember us? 记得我们吗?

You called about needing a signature on the form? 你刚打电话要我们过来在表格上签名? Well,it turns out we need a new one. 但我们需要一张全新的表格

Because,you see, I put the wrong name again. 我又写错名字了

-Because -You're that stupid! -因为…-你就是那么笨

I am. I'm that stupid. 对,我就是那么笨

And I'm gonna pay for this with a check. 我要用支票付帐

Your insurance will cover that. 你不知道保险会给付吗?

I know. I'm just not that bright either. 我知道,只是我也没那么聪明

Mon,I'm sorry. I don't think you're like your mother. 摩尼卡,对不起, 我不是真的认为你像你妈妈

That's all right. And I don't think you were selfish. 没关系.我也不认为你逃婚很自私

Oh,and I'm sorry I said you were a cow. 哦,对不起我说你在中学时是肥猪

That's okay,I was a cow. 没关系,我就是肥猪

I know. I'm just sorry I said it. 我知道,我只是为我说了这话抱歉

Worst case scenario: Say you never feel like a father. 最糟糕的情况是,你从未感觉像个爸爸Say your son never feels connected to you as one. 你儿子从未感觉你像个爸爸

Say all of his relationships are affected by this. 他所有的关系全受这个的影响

-Do you have a point? -You know,you'd think I would. -你这话有没有重点? -应该有的

What's up with the simian? 这只猴子到底怎么了?

-It's just a fur ball. -All right. -只是毛球-好吧

-Whose turn? -Yours. I got 43 points for "kidney." -该谁了? -你.我的kidney得了43分

No,you got zero points for "idney." 不,你没得分.你拼的是“idney”

I had a "K." Where's my "K"? 不,我有k,我的k在哪儿?

You've got to help me! My monkey swallowed a "K"! 快帮我,我的猴子把k吞了

-Get that animal out! -The animal hospital is across town. -把你的动物带走! -不,你不懂.动物医院离这儿很远

-What's going on? -Marcel swallowed a Scrabble tile. -怎么回事? -马修吞了一个字母

Excuse me. This hospital is for people! 抱歉,这是为人看病的医院

He is people! He has a name,okay? 小姐,它是人,他有名字

He watches Jeopardy!,he touches himself when nobody's watching. 他看守“幸运轮”,没人看时它就摸自己

Please,have a heart. 拜托,发挥你的爱心

-I'll take a look at him. -Thanks. -我替它看看-谢谢

-Michael! -Rachel. -麦克! -瑞秋

-What? -Monica. -什么? -莫尼卡

Urs,what are you doing here? I've been trying to call you. 乌苏拉?你怎么会在这儿? 我一直打电话找你

Listen.... 听我说

Don't say "listen." I know that "listen." I've said that. 不,别叫我听.我知道你的意思我也叫人听我说过

-I'm sorry. -I don't get it. What happened? -抱歉-我不懂,你怎么了?

What about what you said under the bridge? 你在桥下说过的话呢?

Yeah. You should just forget about what I said under the bridge. 你得忘记我在桥下说过的话

I was talking crazy that night. I was so drunk. 我那一夜喝醉了,胡言乱语

-You don't drink. -That's right,I don't. -你不喝酒-没错,我不喝酒

-But I was drunk on you. -Oh,Urs -但我爱你爱得如痴如醉-乌苏拉

But it's not gonna work. 我们是没有结果的

Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe? 为什么?因为我是菲比的朋友?

Would you stop hanging out with her? 如果是,你愿意不和她来往吗?

No,I couldn't do that. 不行,我办不到

Then yeah,it's because of Phoebe. 没错,就是因为她

So,you know,it's either her or me. 所以,不是她就是我

Then I'm sorry. 那么我只能说抱歉了

You know,you're gonna be really hard to get over. 忘了你是很难的一件事

I know. 我知道

I don't know whether it's just because we're breaking up or what. 我不知是否因为分手-But you've never looked so beautiful. -Really? -你从未这么漂亮过-真的?

-Pheebs? -Yeah. -菲比? -什么事?

He looks so tiny. 它好小

-We just heard. -ls he okay? -我刚听说了-它没事吧?

The doctor got the "K" out. 对?医生已取出k了

He also found an "M" and an "O." 他还发现m和o

We think he was trying to spell out "monkey." 它一定想拼monkey（猴子）

The doctor says he'll be fine. He's just sleeping now. 医生说它已无大碍,它睡着了

-So,you feel like a dad yet? -No. Why? -你有当爸爸的感觉没? -没有,干嘛问?

Come on,you came through. You did what you had to do. 拜托,你办到了.你做了必须做的-That's very "dad." -Look. He's waking up. -有爸爸的味道了-看?它醒了

Hey,fella. How you doing? 老兄?感觉如何?