【英语学习资料】老友记字幕Word版第一季第十六集

真是难以置信已过了半个小时

Unbelievable! It's been half an hour.

如果这是卡通片

If this was a cartoon,

我看你都该跟火腿一个样了

you'd look like a ham right about now.

-侍者在那嗨小姐 -是菲比

- There's the waitress. Hello, miss! - It's Phoebe!

你们就点这些吗

Okay, will that be all?

等等你来这儿干什么

Wait. What are you doing here?

我本来在那然后你叫 "嗨小姐"

I was over there. Then you said, "Hello,miss."

所以我就过来了

So I'm here.

不你怎么会在这儿工作

No, how come you're working here?

因为这离我的住处很近

Because it's close to where I live,

而且围裙也很漂亮

and the aprons are cute.

-可以重来吗 -好的我到那边去

- Can we start over? - Okay, I'm gonna be over here.

我叫不准他是在考验我还只是有样学样

I don't know whether he's testing me...or just acting out,

但我的猴子已经失控了

... but my monkey is out of control!

他不断清除我答录机上的留言

He keeps erasing the messages on my machine.

应该是个意外

Supposedly by accident.

是啊我做过这种事

Oh, yeah, I've done that.

然后他连续三天赶在我看报纸前

And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did, 在猜字游戏上尿尿

...and peed all over the crossword!

这我没做过

I've never done that.

行了现在看着她你敢说

All right, now look at her and tell me

她跟她姐姐长得不是一模一样吗

she doesn’t look exactly like her sister.

我看到不同之处

I'm saying I see a difference.

她们是双胞胎

They're twins.

我不管菲比是菲比厄休拉很火辣

I don't care. Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's hot!

你知道我们彼此之间无话不说的吧

You know the thing what we talk about each other about things? -别再这么干了 -好吧

-Let's not do that anymore. - All right.

- 菲比猜我们今天遇见谁 -真好玩

- Pheebs, guess who we saw today? - Oh, fun! Okay.

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- Liam Neeson. - No.

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-莫利·塞弗 -不是

- Morley Safer. - No.

-我的女理发师 -这么玩下去没完没了

- The lady who cuts my hair! - This could be a very long game.

-你姐姐厄休拉 -真的吗

- Your sister, Ursula. - Oh, really?

-她在餐厅上班 -瑞菲餐厅我知道

- She works at that place.... - Riff's. I know.

你知道吗因为她说你们已多年不说话

You do? She said you guys haven't talked in years.

对她胖吗

So, is she fat?

从我的角度看不会

Not from where I was standing.

你从什么角度

Where were you standing?

菲比你们姐俩就是合不来吗

Pheebs, so you guys just don't get along?

这只是姐妹之间的事

It's mostly just dumb sister stuff.

大家都认为她比我漂亮

Everyone always thought of her as the pretty one.

她先学会走路

She was the first to walk

虽然我是在当天稍后学会的

even though I did it later that same day.

对我爸妈而言那就已经不新鲜了

But to my parents, by then it was, "Yeah, what else is new?" 菲比抱歉我得走了

Pheebs, I'm sorry. I've gotta go.

我得去学习无痛分娩法

I've got Lamaze class.

我得去参加地球科学班健身房见了

And I've got earth science, but I'll catch you in gym?

-就你和卡罗尔吗 -不苏珊也要去

- ls this just gonna be you and Carol? - Susan will be there too.

这样就有了爸爸还有女同志

We've got dads, we've got lesbians.

完美父母团

The whole parenting team.

这样不是会很奇怪

lsn't that gonna be weird?

不会的一开始或许会

No. lt might have been at first...

现在我已坦然面对这个事实

... but now I'm comfortable with the whole situation. -罗斯那是我的外套 -我知道

- Ross, that's my jacket. - I know.

我们是罗斯特一家我是洁西他叫迈克尔

Hi. We're the Rostens. I'm J. C. and he's Michael.

我怀的是龙凤胎

And we're having a boy and a girl.

厉害下一位

Good for you. All right, next?

我叫罗斯她怀的是我的儿子

I'm Ross Geller. And that's my boy in there.

她叫卡罗尔·威利克这位是苏珊·本驰

And this is Carol Willick. And this is Susan Bunch.

苏珊是卡罗尔的...

Susan is Carol's....

下一位是谁

Who's next?

抱歉苏珊是...

Sorry, Susan is...?

苏珊是卡罗尔的卡罗尔的朋友

Susan is Carol's, Carol's, Carol's, friend...

-生活伴侣 -伙伴那种

- Life partner - Like buddies.

-恋人那种 -你知道女人能有多亲近的

- Like lovers. - You know how close women can get.

-我俩住在一起 -但我俩曾经结过婚

- Susan and I live together. - Although I was married to her. -他跟卡罗尔不是我 -有点复杂

- Carol, not me. - It's a bit complicated.

-但是我们能解决 -绝对的

- But we're fine. - Absolutely!

双胞胎啊那得生两次吧

So, twins! That's like two births.

你也是海伦

to you too, Helen.

-妮娜·布克宾德来访 -好让她进来

- Nina Bookbinder is here to see you. - Okay, send her in. -妮娜快进来 -你想见我

-Nina. Come on in. -You wanted to see me?

我刚在复查你的数据

I was reviewing your data.

你一直推迟周五数据的日期

You've been postdating your Friday numbers.

这样很不好因为...

Which is bad, because...?

这样使我的"周净计"出现问题

lt throws my WENUS out of whack.

-你说什么 -"周净计"

- Excuse me? - WENUS.

每周估计净值使用统计

Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics.

明白了不会再犯了

Gotcha! Won't happen again.

我绝不会再让你的"周净计"出现问题

I wouldn't want to do anything to hurt your... "wenus."

这不是她漂不漂亮的问题只是...

It's not just that she's cute, okay It's just that...

她真的很漂亮

...she's really, really cute.

那也一样兔子不吃窝边草

It doesn't matter. You don't dip your pen in the company ink. 罗斯你的小动物又在玩遥控器

Ross, your little creature's got the remote again.

马赛尔把遥控器给罗斯

Marcel, give Rossy the remote.

马塞尔

Marcel!

马塞尔现在马上把遥控器给罗斯

Marcel, you give Rossy the remote right now!

把遥控器给罗斯

You give Rossy the remote

-这下好了 -放心我会修好的

- Great. - Relax. I'll fix it.

乌克这个名字在西班牙文中叫"乌克"

Oh, cool! Urkel in Spanish is Urkel.

他是怎么办到的

How did he do this?

我问一句圣诞彩灯还亮着

So tell me something, is leaving the Christmas lights up

是想让我们"快乐"一整年吗

part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?

不某人在新年期间就应该把它摘下

No, someone was supposed to take them down around New Year's... 但她显然是忘了

but obviously someone forgot.

某人应该写个字条

Someone was supposed to write,

"瑞秋摘下圣诞灯"

"Rach, take down the lights"...

然后贴在冰...

...and put it on the refrigera

它在这儿多久了

How long has that been there?

-你上哪儿去了 -瑞菲餐厅

- Where you been? - I went back to Riff's.

我想厄休拉喜欢我我只点咖啡

I think Ursula likes me. I ordered coffee.

她却端给我鲔鱼和四盘的薯片

She brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries. 有门了

Score.

她好辣

She is so hot!

在你展开乔伊"招牌攻势"前

Before you do anything Joey-like,

或许你要征求某人的同意

you might want to run it by....

-菲比 -说吧

- Pheebs? - Yeah.

我约你姐出去你会介意吗

Is it okay if I asked out your sister?

为什么你为何要那样做为什么

Why? Why would you want to do that? Why?

这样我跟她去约会时她就会在我身边

So if we went out on a date, she'd be there.

好吧反正我也管不了她

Well, I'm not my sister's, you know, whatever.

没错我们曾来自同一枚卵子

And I mean, it's true, we were one egg once.

但我们渐行渐远所以

But you know, we've grown apart so....

我不知道...有何不可

I don't know. Why not?

酷谢啦

Cool. Thanks.

-你还好吧 -还好

- You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.

你想看《拉乌妮和舍丽》吗

Do you wanna watch Laverney Shirley?

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Sorry.

抱歉我迟到了卡罗尔在哪儿

Hi. Sorry I'm late. Where's Carol?

学校有事她得见见家长

Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing.

你可以走了我留下来上课

You can go. I'll get the information.

不...我应该留下来

No, I think I should stay.

我们两个都该留下来上课

We should both know what's going on.

很好一定会很有意思的

Oh, good. This will be fun.

首先是第三阶段基本呼吸练习

We're gonna start with some basic third-stage breathing exercises. 各位妈妈请躺下

Moms, get on your back.

陪护们支撑妈妈们的头

And coaches, you should be supporting Mommy's head.

-怎么 -怎么

- What? - What?

我该当妈妈吗

I'm supposed to be the mommy?

好吧我再拿精子说一次事

I'll play my sperm card once more.

听着我认为

Look, I don’t see

我不能错过这次陪护训练

why I should have to miss out on the coaching training 就因为我是个女人

just because I'm a woman.

-了解你说该怎么办 -掷硬币

-I see. So, what do we do? - I'll flip you for it.

掷铜板吗不不不...我选头...

Flip me for it? No, no. Heads!

躺下吧妈妈

On your back, Mom!

各位妈妈们请深呼吸净化身心

All right,mommies, take a nice deep, cleansing breath. 很好

Good.

现在请想像你的阴道像花一样绽放

Now imagine your vagina is opening like a flower.

-迪先生如何 -好多了

- Mr. D! How's it going, sir? - It's been better.

年度净值已经算出来了

The Annual Net Usage Statistics are in.

-然后呢 -奇惨无此

-And? - It's pretty ugly.

70年代之后没见过这么惨的"年净"

We haven't seen an ANUS this bad since the '70s.

-这代表什么 -每个部门都得裁员

- What does this mean? - We'll be laying off people in every department. 听我解释我知道我上星期迟到了

Hey, listen, I know I came in late last week,

但我那天睡姿不良头发奇丑无比

but I slept funny, and my hair was very very...

不是你放松

Not you. Relax.

曾经不得不开除某人吗

Ever have to fire anyone?

妮娜

Nina!

妮娜

Nina.

妮娜

Nina.

妮娜

Nina.

你没事吧

Are you okay?

是的我没事

Yes. Yes, I am.

听着我今天叫你进来是因为...

Listen, the reason that I called you in here today was....

请别恨我

Please don't hate me.

怎么了

What?

能约你共进晚餐吗

Would you like to have dinner sometime?

菲比你想要什么生日礼物

So, Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?

我想要我妈复活和我共享人生

What I want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me.

好吧这样吧

Okay. Let me put it this way.

想不想要瑰珀翠的产品

Anything from Crabtree & Evelyn?

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- Bath salts would be nice! - Okay! Good.

这是什么地方

What is this place?

你很冷我想尿尿而且...

Look, you’re cold, I have to pee, and...

窗上还印着杯咖啡

there’s a cup of coffee on the window.

还有比这更糟的吗

How bad could it be?

我想我们有答案了

I think we have an answer.

她怎么会在这儿

Why is she here?

也许这就是老天爷叫我们回家吃饭的方法

This could be God's way of telling us to eat at home. 她被瑞菲餐厅开除了吗

Think Riff's fired her?

不昨晚我们还在那吃饭

No, we were there last night.

她不断端来剑鱼

She kept... bringing swordfish.

你不是要去...

Are you gonna go to the...?

不点完之后再去

No, I'll wait till we order.

-是她吧 -看起来像

- It's her. - lt looks like her.

-打扰一下 -什么事

- Excuse me? - Yeah.

是我们啊

Hi, it's us!

好呀是我

Right. And it's me!

-你也在这儿 -和你们一样

- So you're here too? - As much as you are.

该你了

Your turn.

-我们知道我们要什么 -很好

- We know what we want. - That's good.

-我们要两杯拿铁 -还有意大利脆饼

- Two caffe lattes. - And some biscotti.

不错的选择

Good choice.

-绝对是她 -没错

- It's definitely her. - Yeah.

我真不敢相信你还没告诉她她失业了

I can't believe you haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job. 你还没把圣诞灯拿下来

You haven't taken down the Christmas lights.

恭喜你发现了世上最薄弱的论点

Congratulations! You've found the world's thinnest argument. 我只是在寻找适当的时机

I'm finding the right moment.

应该不会太难找到因为你们已开始约会

That shouldn't be so hard now that you're dating.

"亲爱的你被开除了

"Honey, you're fired.

"我上班前何不来个"速战速决""

"But how about a quickie before I go to work?"

进门后就不用再敲门了

Once you're inside, you don't have to knock anymore. 我来开

I'll get it.

-哈克斯先生 -你们又来了

- Hi, Mr. Heckles. - You're doing it again.

我们什么都没做我们只是坐在这聊天

We're not doing anything. We're sitting and talking... ...一声不吭

...quietly.

我可以透过天花板听见

I can hear you through the ceiling.

我的猫睡不着

My cats can't sleep.

-你根本没养猫 -我原本有机会养

- You don't even have cats. - I could have cats.

-再见哈克斯先生 -我们会尽量小声的

- Goodbye, Mr. Heckles. - We'll try to keep it down. 菲比帮个忙试穿看看

Phoebe, do me a favor. Try this on.

我想知道合不合身

I want to make sure it fits.

我的第一件生日礼物这衣服真...

My first birthday present! This is really

不是送厄休拉的我只是想知道尺寸

No, no, it's for Ursula. I just figured size-wise....

好呀合身

Sure. Yeah. Okay, it fits.

你今晚又和她约会吗

Are you seeing her again tonight?

对去看白雪溜冰团

Yep, lce Capades.

这回你是来真的

This is serious.

没想到你会花钱去看什么溜冰表演

I've never known you to pay for any kind of "capade." 我不知道我喜欢她

I don't know. I like her.

她与众不同她有种特质

She's different. There's something about her

招你喜欢我们懂你喜欢她太好了

That you like. We get it. You like her. Great!

菲比我问过你而你也同意了

Phoebe, I asked you. You said it was okay.

也许现在不同意了

Maybe now it's not okay.

也许我对于你的不同意也不同意了

Okay. Maybe now I'm not okay with it not being okay.

好吧

Okay!

快织好女人快织

Knit, good woman, knit!

克莱斯勒大楼就在那儿

And that's the Chrysler Building right there.

-妮娜 -道格拉斯先生领带不错

- Nina! - Mr. Douglas. Cool tie.

她还在这里

She's still here.

没错她还在我没有提醒你吗

Yes. Yes, she is. Didn't I memo you on this?

我开除她后接到她心理医生的电话

After I let her go, I got a call from her psychiatrist, 佛...佛...佛林大夫

Dr. Flennan Dr. Flennan Dr. Flynn.

他告诉我她一时无法接受这个事实

And he informed me that she took the news rather badly. 老实说他提到"狂暴"这个词

In fact, he mentioned the word "frenzy."

开什么玩笑她明明看起来...

You're kidding! She seems so

不妮娜她...

No. Nina? She's

事实上如果你现在问她

In fact, if you asked her now...

她根本记不得被开除这件事

...she'd have no recollection of being fired at all.

-难以置信 -你不得不信

- That's unbelievable. - And yet believable.

因此我决定不再开除她

So I decided not to fire her again

直到她对自己和他人不构成威胁为止

until she'll be no threat to herself or others.

看来人们永远无法了解他人心中所想

I guess you never know what's going on inside a person's head. 我想这就是"心理学"名字的由来先生

Well, I guess that's why they call it psychology, sir.

爸妈永远忘不了这声音

The sound Mom and Dad will never forget.

这一切说到底是生产的奇迹

For this, after all, is the miracle of birth.

请开灯这一集是生宝宝

Lights, please. And that's having a baby.

下周是我们的最后一堂课

Next week is our final class.